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FeloniousPunk

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mugician. dad. bit wrangler. Likes to ride mountain bikes. Lately been into 60s and 70s Italian cinema soundtracks. I collect socks.

Fuck anyone who hates my friends for who they are and how they exist on this rock. I don’t discriminate.

My thoughts are my own. Lots of sad posts about not enough rock and roll in my lifestyle. I missed that bus. Mute at will but, I usually snap out of it.

Usually follows-back, unless you’re some sort of freakish square or something

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The High Court ruled the UK Government acted unlawfully and disproportionately in using terrorism legislation against protestors. Civil liberties, free speech and the right to peaceful protest matter. Protecting them protects everyone. Cllr Anthony Flynn explains.

A win for free speech and human rights - join the Greens to keep standing for peaceful protest and accountability on Palestine: https://greenpartyni.org/join.

video/mp4

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@greenpartyni @Binder Oh so close! He has the mic RIGHT NEXT to his collar. All he had to do was clip it.

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party avatar TheBreadmonkey , to random

Just realised Salt-N-Pepa's Push It is about SEX!

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@TechCrunch@mstdn.social avatar TechCrunch , to random

The longevity-obsessed investor Bryan Johnson is charging $1 million to sign up for his "Immortals" program. https://techcrunch.com/2026/02/12/for-1-million-you-can-pay-bryan-johnson-or-bryanai-to-teach-you-how-to-live-longer/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

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@TechCrunch @ketmorco Get rich or die trying, suckers

@axx@mstdn.fr avatar axx , to random

Won't you look at this toy store for men? https://edcgear.co.uk/

It's really just that. Some of it's useful, but most is just fantasy role playing. It's fine, but let's not pretend it's Very Serious Stuff™️.

D'you think they'd sell cases to make sure kids can't open your pocket knife? 'course not.

Anyway, off to get my Pocket Grappling Hook (Black Out Edition, only £67.95), a few Tinker-Man DIY Trays for when i do manly tinkering and an Industrial Strength Survival Tin (oh no, sold out!).

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@axx @Binder What, no tactical underwear?

@drachenmagier@mastodon.art avatar drachenmagier , to random

Someone asked me what I'm doing artwise now.

Well... Whatever the fuck I want, I guess. :D

spikey creature on yellow/red background
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@FeloniousPunk@beige.party avatar FeloniousPunk , to random

I just farted at the other end of the house and my kid yelled back, “What did you say?”

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Fukkit. I’m gonna make a PB&J and watch cartoons.

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Privately Saving For Ryan


@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party avatar TheBreadmonkey , to random

It's understandable to post about your frustration with the Discord news. For now is the winter of our Discord vent.

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@TheBreadmonkey Take my boost, you magnificent bastard.

@pluralistic@mamot.fr avatar pluralistic , (edited ) to random

I am trying to track down a specific reference to Bannon in the recent Epstein files dump; it's Bannon and Epstein talking about how 2008 let them buy a ton of assets on the cheap and how disasters would be good for them in future. Ringing any bells?

ETA: Pretty sure I was thinking of this: https://mamot.fr/@[email protected]/116039475818358986 -Thanks, Pierce!

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@pluralistic @alterelefant The documentary about Bannon was quite jarring. American Dharma. That guy is a nutcase.

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Thursday Evening Lights


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Sowing the Seeds of Love



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Moonlighting Review


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Protesters need to deploy concertina wire.

@FeloniousPunk@beige.party avatar FeloniousPunk , to random

The 2A crowd have shown EXACTLY their intent. “Protection against tyranny” was just a pretext to amassing weapons, menacing the public to get their way. Their credo is nothing but hate and bigotry, not freedom and country. It was all a lie.

We see this now. And when we get a chance, we’re going to repeal the 2nd Amendment. Fuck each and every one of you.

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Assisting Private Ryan

@FeloniousPunk@beige.party avatar FeloniousPunk , to random

In a world full of screwdrivers and hammers, the hammers want to be screwdrivers and the screwdrivers want to be staplers.

Somehow I thought this was going to be more insightful.

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I want all of you to read my toots in a North Florida drawl. If you've been there, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about.

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@JustaJason007 @Binder Sadly, I know.

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Battlestar Galaga


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Chitty Chitty, Put Put


@FeloniousPunk@beige.party avatar FeloniousPunk , to random

THIS, among other various reasons, but THIS is why you don’t use Spotify. {{{{{{ ahem }}}}}} https://mastodon.social/@jonhicks/115904941178455972

@FeloniousPunk@beige.party avatar FeloniousPunk , to random

Folks, Minneapolis should be considered the canary. If trump orders in military with invocation of the insurrection act, we ALL need to go home and STAY HOME (from work).

General strike! Grind this shit to a screeching halt and HOLD THE LINE!

@FeloniousPunk@beige.party avatar FeloniousPunk , to random

You might be wondering, “Did Felonious actually learn 25 songs in a week?”

It’s like you people don’t even know me.

@FeloniousPunk@beige.party avatar FeloniousPunk , to random

The left need to stop being pushovers. That is EXACTLY why we are finding society is failing. If we want freedoms, equality, and economic stability, we have to FIGHT for it. And not in the bullshit political connotation of fight, but real, honest confrontation.

The right-wing shit heads need to be chased with spears back into the crevices of the earth where they belong.

Gloves off, bitches. Come meet your doom.

@FeloniousPunk@beige.party avatar FeloniousPunk , to random

I think we should call bullshit features in software “fauxtures”

@FeloniousPunk@beige.party avatar FeloniousPunk , to random

The biggest change in my lifetime which I have seen and experienced was going from a society where most people had a base level of trust. We have gone from that to everything being a scam by default and nothing you see or read is real.

@FeloniousPunk@beige.party avatar FeloniousPunk , to random

I am absolutely waiting for the day some HUGE, tatted-up, trans-fem, latina motherfucker walks up to Stephen Miller, rips his head off and shits down the hole. God I hope it's in 4K.

@FeloniousPunk@beige.party avatar FeloniousPunk , to random

{record scratch}
Yeah, that's me. You might be wondering just how I ended up in this insane predicament.

Marco Rubio, Secretary of State of the United States, holding a rather stunned expression on his face. Kind of like a 1000-yard stare.
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How absolutely legendary would it have been for a single reporter to ask Trump how the attack on Venezuela and the illegal kidnapping of its president and First Lady would affect further release of Epstein documents and the on-going cover-up of related crimes?

our press are fucking cowards.

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Every member of the military who took part in this nonsense in Venezuela broke international law.

Just thought I would point that out.

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Ok the new year is looking up. I was just asked to join a new band. Yes!

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Bottom shelf bourbon, meet bottom lip.

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Shit. I have nothing to do tomorrow night.

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Life without celebration of art is meaningless toil.

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I just observed the neighbor’s kid walk out to the back patio to belt out the most aggressive, blood curdling scream I have heard. Then he turned around and went back inside.

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Ok so here’s my question for the evening:

What song would you like to play over the ending credits of the movie of your life (so far)?

@FeloniousPunk@beige.party avatar FeloniousPunk , to random

So is everyone feeling the squeeze from crapitalism yet? The rich chuckle while the rest buckle.

@Alice@beige.party avatar Alice , to random

Lobotomies are bad.

Change my mind.

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@Alice As a former Dallasite, I approve of this message.

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@Alice @kimlockhartga Oh dang, I forgot about Rosemary. I thought you were talking about the OTHER guy.