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Dolphinchaz

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Pro photographer based in #Inverness sometimes taking pretty pictures but more than likely out somewhere photographing Bottlenose dolphins in #Scotland ... I work for marine charity Whale and Dolphin Conservation https://whales.org All views (+ swearing) are entirely my own. #dolphins #conservation #wildlife #research #photography #nature

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A wee Puffin saying hello for

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Hannah Spencer, the newest MP in Parliament who, overnight, has made look like yesterday's man

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@Pamela1960 @Geri What a wonderful role model Hannah is 👏👏👏👏

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@georgetakei The way that people can be triggered these days, Danny boy might come to a sticky end soon.

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Roumor:

In response to Trump sending a hospital ship to Greenland, Denmark is now sending a psychiatric hospital ship to Washington D.C.

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@randahl 👏 👏 👏 👏

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"But I have to confess, I was very, very drunk at the time..."
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd9zv78dqzgo

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How do I say this in English:

In Danish we use the term "en nærliggende tanke" (a nearby thought) to describe that an idea would easily come to mind in a given a situation.

For instance, if a tribe was using drag sleds to move heavy items, and they saw a round shape rolling down a hill, it could be "a nearby thought" to combine round wheels and a drag sled to create a cart.

Is there a similar term in English?

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@randahl A stroke of genius?

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@georgetakei Utterly disgusting behaviour by an utterly disgusting "man".

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Nice skies tonight over Loch Eishort and the Cuillin

Sunset over the Cuillin mountains with wispy red colouration sitting on top of the usual grey cloud with the jagged silhouette of the mountain range underneath.

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The working class VS Trump: 10000-0.

✊🏾 ✊🏻✊🏽✊🏿✊🏼

The full speech of the new Mayor of New York is lit! 🔥
https://youtu.be/_w515MNBH3k?si=ovejBy9BIzrx4d2D

video/mp4

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@randahl Brilliant result - SO happy for him. A new beginning for NYC 👏👏👏

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@georgetakei Brainwashing, pure and simple. So desperately sad.

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276 days into his presidency, Trump today announced his first sanctions on Russia as retaliation for Putin not delivering on any of his many promises to the US president.

Trump is sanctioning just 2 Russian companies — Rosneft and Lukoil — however, these two companies do play a significant role in Putin's oil economy.

Trump confirmed he is not delivering the Tomahawks he promised. And the US still has not delivered any new weapons to Ukraine under Trump's leadership (or rather lack thereof).

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@randahl In other words, a big load of noise for fuck all return - typical Trump 🌮

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He knows her name, but he’s too butt hurt to say it. It’s Maria Cordina Marchado, Donald. She worked for years for freedom and democracy in Venezuela.

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@georgetakei This is SO pathetic, it makes you want to vomit 🤮

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Today, with things being what they are, I can do no better than quote from the master, Douglas Adams... "Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons"

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Tis the season of these wee beauties flying around and bossing everyone about...

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I love Robert Deniro...

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Did he share a “wonderful secret” with Donald Trump as well?

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@georgetakei "All the best people" 🙄

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@georgetakei Disgustingly disrespectful to a decent man, but then Trump has no lower limit. What a fucking cockwomble.

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This past Sunday, Brad and I celebrated 17 years of marriage together. That’s 6,209 days of love, laughter, and levity through it all. Happy Anniversary, Bradder! Here’s to many more.

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@georgetakei Belated 17th Anniversary to you both 🎉❤️

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It’s not college that made him do it, Kari.

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@georgetakei More insane statements and incoherent, unhinged rubbish from Kari Lake 🫨🤯

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@georgetakei These people need serious and urgent psychiatric assessment and sectioning. All of them, from Trump downwards.

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Two Bottlenose dolphins just enjoying life up near the entrance to the Cromarty Firth, Scotland. Have a good weekend my friends.

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@JimsPhotos Nice bit of preening there Jim 👍😀

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Pay attention. Your family’s safety is on the line.

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@georgetakei Utterly terrifying George - truly apocalyptic. They both need stopping by any means possible.

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@georgetakei The delusion and detachment from reality that this woman has, along with the other WH "plastic fantastics" is terrifying, really terrifying.

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that the stripes running round a baby dolphins body start off as wrinkles known as 'foetal folds' from the baby being curled up in mums womb for a year, and as the baby fills out in girth from drinking mums rich fatty milk they become stripes and after a year or two they disappear.

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Not only did Kim Jong-un send North Koreans to their certain death in Ukraine, he then made children of fallen soldiers show up and hug him, while he was pretending to be sorry about selling their dads to Putin for $2000 per month.

And we know because it was all a photo op he planned.

https://edition.cnn.com/2025/08/21/asia/kim-jong-un-north-korea-soldiers-russia-ukraine-intl-hnk

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@randahl Like Putin and Trump, he's a fucking monster.

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The charlatan, who is trying to sell millions of people's homes in Ukraine to Putin for his own personal benefit, is now marketing himself as "The President of Peace".

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@randahl The WH goons (and Trump) are really hammering for him to get the Nobel Peace Prize eh?

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I am contractually obliged to post a nice jumpy dolphin picture for 😀🐬

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When Brad and I first got together, we couldn’t have imagined that one day we’d be able to celebrate Pride Month so openly, let alone post about it on the internet. But here we are, joy and all. Happy Pride, everyone! Let’s keep showing up, speaking out, and marching forward (glitter optional, but encouraged). 🌈✨

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@georgetakei Love to you both from the Highlands of Scotland ❤️

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“As design ethicist Aral Balkan explains: ‘Dark patterns might boost short-term metrics, but they ultimately corrode trust and damage brand reputation. Ethical design creates sustainable relationships rather than one-time transactions.’”

https://ui-deploy.com/blog/ethical-dark-patterns-identifying-and-avoiding-manipulative-design

I’m pretty fucking sure I never said this. Mostly because I can’t imagine myself using the words “metrics”, “brand reputation” and “transactions” without projectile vomiting.

(Also, I’m not a “design ethicist”, whatever the fuck that means.)

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@aral A. I. lies to us all - or the owners certainly do

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Three 🐬🐬🐬 in a row for

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