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An0n

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Profile pic provided/drawn by @Crovanian

I like #metal music, but really in to #GoreGrind right now. Also digging #MelodicDeathMetal
I like #Geocaching
Fan of anything #HalfLife and #Fallout
I'm what you would call a #Minecraft enjoyer AND a #StardewValley enjoyer.
In to #Piercings and currently have 9, 6 of which are visible.
I try not to take myself too seriously.

The header pic is not mine and I did not ask permission to use it, but the artist's name is in the picture

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I'm starting to get Nuka-Pissed

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Changed my bulbs! I thought ahead (for once) and got a thing to undo the the cap. Thst way I wouldn't have to drive at night with just one working headlight.
And as it turns out, one of those running lights is out and so is a brake light

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@emily_rugburn
2018 Elantra.
I had a Yaris and it was very difficult, but on this car it's super easy

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I got a box of crackers but haven't eaten a single cracker

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K fedi co outer geniuses, here's the plugs, here's the board. Where go?

A corner of a motherboard, which is black and red, highlighting the various random pins where the plugs must go

A corner of a motherboard, which is black and red, highlighting the various random pins where the plugs must go
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@burnitdown
I managed to find the usb ones. I think some are for LEDs which I don't care about. There are two for he GPU that are the exact same, but I don't know which goes where.
Once the GPU is sorted out, I think I'll be okay. But I also misplaced my PCI cable so I can't do anything with it anyways, and it does not have HDMI ports

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Uh oh. An evil scientist. You can tell he's evil because he has a German accent

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Its always the scientists with the German accent, and evil leaders have a Russian accent.

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Just finished Heavy Metal (1981) and it was neat, but did the green orb die from telling its own story? I don't get it

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I smell wood smoke 🙂

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Wait, I won't get in trouble if I'm drunk in public but otherwise minding my own beeswax, will I?

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Dare I walk to NoFrills to get Oreos?? Its an 18 minute walk, likely less considering I walk fast...what should I wear? I don't want to be cold, but I definitely don't want to be too hot either 🤔

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I hear purring which probably means I'll be nudged and meowed at soon

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I don't know what happened after season 12 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Dee was always kind of annoying, but since season 13 started, she's insufferable.

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I do love that Mac is out of the closet though

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I talked to my friend and for the first time in a long time I actually feel hopeful. She gave me an idea that would never have occured to me. I think I might totally pivot and enter an industry I would never have thought of trying.
I mean, it's not too late to try something different, right?

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I feel like watching a horror movie. Something ACTUALLY scary. Here's some movies that genuinely scared me:

The Third Kind
The Birds (I don't want to watch a classic)
It Follows (I love this movie!!!)

I know there's one more but I forget.
Any suggestions???

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I couldnt wait. The texture is soft, with a halfway angel food cake texture. It is warm still, but had a slight hint of that lemon flavour. I am pleased with the results!

my hand hold a piece of cake, with a soft. warm golden inside.
a silver fork pokes at a golden corner-piece of cake, with s nice light brown rind. it sits on a white-ish beige plate

a silver fork pokes at a golden corner-piece of cake, with s nice light brown rind. it sits on a white-ish beige plate
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I think it's about time I played Doom (2016)

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we're all set fedi, in just under an hour we'll have something of a cake. The batter tastes good so I'm wuite hopeful!

surrounded by a rindless lemon, a milk jug with a rooster on it, a red mug holding large utensils, and a watermelon-coloured bowl is a 9x13 pan filled eith batter, which will become a (hopefully) delicious cake
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Damn these peaks are stiff

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It just occurred to me that the onoy person I can envision co-habitating with would be a yerrible match for me

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How can I tell the difference between "stiff peaks" and "very stiff peaks"?

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Quick fedi, whats some good baking music? Keep in mind i hate stoner rock

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Too late, its Type O Negative

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I got a black puffy vest, but its WAY too cold to wear just that and a hoodie. Its also cropped, which isnt a big deal, but ot was from a thetift store (that has no fitting rooms 😠), but i think it looks pretty good on me!

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🚨 Fedi Bakers!!🚨

If a recipe requires 7 MEDIUM eggs, how many large eggs can i use instead??

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This day will never end 😣

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k fedi i gotta stop eating corn bread

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So... I've been listening to Oceans of Slumber and their covers are really great. But otherwise they're a little too proggy for my taste. But this song...i was so bored of it until I got to 2:40 and it just...wow! So unexpected.

https://song.link/s/5soHTfOkHTYrm8w783SKsO

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You know, I'm still pretty cheesed off at my parents for having sex for the third and final time. If they hadn't, you wouldnt be reading this toot right now about my parents having sex 3 times.
Also I wish I was never born

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I know some people say we shouldn't love things, but i LOVE my space heaters

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I love you fedi. I just need you to know that.

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I say this cuz you always cheer me up a little when I'm feeling down, and everyone is always so nice and kind and supportive and I can't imagine not being here especially with me and my run-on sentences that just seem to go on and on and on without stopping until the end of the sentence which is usually marked by a period.

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Many items of clothes I wear are second-hand. That being said, I wish I knew what some of the former owners washes their clothes in, cuz in spite of having gone through more than one wash by me, they still smell like the previous owners cleaner...which smells nice!

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Do unions have workers that work FOR the union as an entity? As opposed to a worker who is a member of said union? what sort of requirements are needed for such employment?

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Who will tell me I'm a handsome big strong clever boy now ChatGPT is down 😭

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@TheBreadmonkey
You are all of those things!!!
Well, except for one. I won't tell you which one.

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[Me on Deal or No Deal]

I don’t care if my case only has a penny because I only came to get me a badass silver case!

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@Alice @LikeItOrLumpIt

Even better if you handcuff it to yourself

EDIT: someone else made this joke already and I didn't see 😔

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Someone lost one of their crocs on the train tracks.

Dirty white crock on a crossing for some train tracks.
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@Alice @Jorsh @Kierkegaanks

That bill is expertly rolled. A little TOO expertly rolled. That ain't your first Tylenol, is it?

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My instant reaction to seeing CWed pics is to reveal them, but I don't particularly want to see explicit homosexual content.....on work wifi.

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Okay, maybe one penis. As a treat.

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So the Vans I got aren't the usual Vans and I ended up really hating them. The toe box bent in such a way that it crushed my little toes on my right foot with every step.
And you might be thinking "sounds like you just gotta break em in." Well, for how long? Until my little toes are horribly disformed? Or perhaps I lose all feeling in them?

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@Alice
I always wore old skool's and never had a problem, but I saw these nice looking pink "nu skool", which is basically just a skater shoe, so got them instead.
I don't know if I can wait 6 months

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Sometimes I follow people based on a single toot so...I'm putting a lot of faith in you

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@Gwendolyn
I'm curious how many people I've let down when I know they only followed me because of my amazing pinned toots.

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Sat down and watched Alien with my oldest. Their first time seeing it. They really wanted to and it was actually kind of fun to point out all of the fucking ways it inspired the Metroid series. Hell... afterwards I started thinking about it and damn... like... it's not just Alien and Metroid 1... no no... the inspiration spans easily through Alien 1-4 through to at least Metroid Dread.

Like... at the end of the movie when Ripley has set the self destruct and is trying to escape but has to save Jonesey (the cat) We were like "SAVE THE ANIMALS!"

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@Gwendolyn
I think it was that one, there was a scene where they were going up some sort of shaft on a ladder and an alien was coming up toward them, so the guy leans all the way back, shoots the alien, then leans back up and there was a giant spider in his face, and he shouted and then shot the spider. That scene really stuck with me.

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@Gwendolyn
I'm not sure about the Metroid aspect, and I barely remember the movie, so it may have been a different movie. If it came out in 1997, I doubt I would been allowed to see it at the age of 12...I dunno!

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I want to get famous enough to appear on MTV’s Cribs so I can have that classic moment where I dramatically announce that “this is where the magic happens” only for me to open the door to a room with nothing in it aside from one of those boxes that magicians pretend to saw in half.

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@Alice
Wait...what so you mean pretend?