@BeamsAndBows@mastodon.sdf.org avatar BeamsAndBows , to random

You know venture capitalists are browsing this hashtag for ideas.

On that note: an AI program that maximizes the efficiency of greedy profiteers %&!$ing off into the sun’s core.

@trendytoots@mastodon.social avatar trendytoots Bot , to random
@xmacdonald@mstdn.ca avatar xmacdonald , to random

AI nanobots that convert food directly into fat storage keeping you hungry so that you can achieve obesity faster

@xmacdonald@mstdn.ca avatar xmacdonald , to random

AI rubber duck programmed to continually ask you new questions to problems preventing action

@serfdeweb@mastodon.world avatar serfdeweb , to random
@serfdeweb@mastodon.world avatar serfdeweb , to random

The fully automated kitchen from "Brazil"


@serfdeweb@mastodon.world avatar serfdeweb , to random
@jaystephens@mastodon.social avatar jaystephens , to random

Roomba programmed to eliminate mess, and the causes of mess.

@serfdeweb@mastodon.world avatar serfdeweb , to random

AI-designed fisson chips - Silicon with its own power supply!


@serfdeweb@mastodon.world avatar serfdeweb , to random
@lazysupper@famichiki.jp avatar lazysupper , to random
@DuchessOfSnork@musicians.today avatar DuchessOfSnork , to random
@benjamincox@writing.exchange avatar benjamincox , to random

No word of a lie, my sister brought round a cake for my mum that she made from a recipe from ChatGPT yesterday. It was certainly a thing that looked like a cake and tasted a little bit like dried cement. 🤢

@DuchessOfSnork@musicians.today avatar DuchessOfSnork , to random
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@NWBison@mastodon.social avatar NWBison , to random

AI dynamic pricing hacked to disregard shareholder expectations and charge the lowest price that will keep the company solvent; while diverting an appropriate portion to R&D with an eye to improving consumer value and further reducing pricing.


@backofbeyond@c.im avatar backofbeyond , to random

Another trilogy of Star Wars movies where, somehow again, Palpatine returns.

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social avatar qurlyjoe , to random

Mirror, so you can try on fits without having to get out of bed.

@Arapalla@aus.social avatar Arapalla , to random

An AI generator that produces 1.21 gigawatts on demand.


@intothewestaway@mastodonapp.uk avatar intothewestaway , to random
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social avatar qurlyjoe , to random
@intothewestaway@mastodonapp.uk avatar intothewestaway , to random


I can do that Don, er, Dale, er ....Daaaaave

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@DelilahTech@tech.lgbt avatar DelilahTech , to random
@joejoetom@famichiki.jp avatar joejoetom , to random

AI real-time murder mystery book writer. Whoever you think did it, AI will say you're on the right track and adjust the ending accordingly.


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