@Crystal_Fish_Caves@mstdn.party avatar Crystal_Fish_Caves , to random

Jordan Klepper interviewing Europeans about their feelings on trump/ Greenland and why we elected an insane criminal TWICE

if you're not familiar, Klepper is 6' of pasty redhead Irish goodness that sends to infiltrate rallies to show how really out there their minds are.

So he asks this young guy if he has any friends who like Satan's Minion in training;

Yeah sure I do. All the Crackheads.

@Crystal_Fish_Caves@mstdn.party avatar Crystal_Fish_Caves , to random

Watching last night's there is video of this huge dude getting hit repeatedly point blank with pepper bombs in his ample abdomen as he walks slowly towards unflinching.

A new American Hero.

Oh and they are asking Native AMERICANS where they were born. Real high brain function?s

Where are they going to deport them to, Pangea? Ah I love a good archeology joke.

OH OH There is this AMAZING video of a woman slapping an Ice vehicle with Lunchmeat. Another Hero ess.

@Crystal_Fish_Caves@mstdn.party avatar Crystal_Fish_Caves , to random

John Stewart called the Dictator-Napping of being "Reverse -Iced"

@Crystal_Fish_Caves@mstdn.party avatar Crystal_Fish_Caves , to random

'Trump and Santa have a lot in common. They are both old men who have been to Epstein Island. Hey there were kids there Santa had to go. What you think because they were sex slaves they didn't get presents?'

Ronnie Chieng

this guy kills me.

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@Crystal_Fish_Caves@mstdn.party avatar Crystal_Fish_Caves , to random

Dementia-Don has officially pardoned former Honduran President, Juan Orlando Hernández. It is estimated he smuggled into the US 400 TONS of cocaine into the US, because none of us listened to Nancy Rehab Regan and we said YES to really good cocaine.

To Illustrate how much cocaine is 400 tons, Josh Johnson of the said its enough to give all the US resting Cash Patel Face.

cash patel joke of fbi

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@Crystal_Fish_Caves@mstdn.party avatar Crystal_Fish_Caves , to random

The Daily Show's Josh Johnson upon reading some disturbing stuff about ;

'He sounds like a really creepy dude. I'm glad Hillary killed him'

I laughed so hard I spit beer on my cat.

hilarious

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CharlesDarwin , to News in Lead levels in protein powder, shakes flagged by Consumer Reports
@CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world avatar

I was talking about this kind of thing (see link). People have lost their minds over this macronutrient, LOL. The marketing about protein has always been rather silly, IMHO, but in the recent 10-15 years, it's been getting more and more absurd and the "bro science" is creeping into everything....almost no one is telling people to actually measure their input and their output (like the Bowflex author's professor told him to do), they are just being marketed to that they need more protein, and to even supplement with it...and now it's being marketed in Doritos, LOL.

Protein is everywhere now: Doritos, ice cream, cereal, air. Lewis Black takes a look at the new health craze tricking Americans into thinking they can have their protein-filled cake and eat it too, and asks what could happen if you consume too much protein (hint: it involves s**tting your pants).

Lewis Black is joking about the protein enema, but honestly, I think there just might be some real money in this. Tell people all that over-consumption of protein they are already doing is not "bioavailable" and they need to get it via an enema, then charge about 100x the markup....

https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=YFJx0zFxNAk

CharlesDarwin , to News in Lead levels in protein powder, shakes flagged by Consumer Reports
@CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world avatar

Eh, YMMV. I went vegetarian many, many years ago and stuck with it because I feel fantastic on it. It was like night and day, and just prior I had already cut red meat and pork to nearly zero, but was still eating things like seafood and poultry. I still felt very low-energy as an omnivore even when trying to really watch everything I ate.

I was also working on losing weight/keeping lean with strength training and cardio at the time. I still am. I've never worried about getting enough protein in that process. But I'm not trying to bulk up or anything, either. I'm shooting more for health goals, not aesthetic ones.

The over-the-top marketing of the protein myth has gotten so bad that even Lewis Black just commented on this ridiculous trend last night:

Protein is everywhere now: Doritos, ice cream, cereal, air. Lewis Black takes a look at the new health craze tricking Americans into thinking they can have their protein-filled cake and eat it too, and asks what could happen if you consume too much protein (hint: it involves s**tting your pants).

https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=YFJx0zFxNAk

@Crystal_Fish_Caves@mstdn.party avatar Crystal_Fish_Caves , to random

This guy was on with John Stewart last night about . Maddening.

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@Crystal_Fish_Caves@mstdn.party avatar Crystal_Fish_Caves , to random

Watching John Stewart call Chuck Schumer a "Human Flat Tire"

@jeremy_pm@mastodon.nz avatar jeremy_pm , to random

I thoroughly approve of the way and the have swiftly adapted to the dictatorial censorship reality of now under the control of this regime in this dystopian brave new world.

https://youtu.be/_GXNJ3V9lzg

@BlowUpRadio@gardenstate.social avatar BlowUpRadio , to random

With Colbert's late night show ending in May, is it too early to petition for him to start hosting the one night a week?

Mon - Jon Stewart
Tue - Daily Show correspondents
Wed - Daily Show correspondents
Thu - Stephen Colbert

Come on , make it happen!