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zydecopaws

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Gainfully unemployed. Teenage boy trapped in a senior citizen's body. Dad jokes and puns are my jam. Somebody hid my peanut butter. And tootfinder.

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Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout is responsible for all the plastic in the Pacific Ocean.


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Mutiny on the Bounty-Quicker-Picker-Upper



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Mutiny on the Scarcity


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Raiders of the Walmart


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From Here To Next Tuesday


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Homology Improvement


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Diary off a Maintenance Man


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Pippi Weatherstripping


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Captain Horatio Leafblower


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The Shawshank Required Minimum Distribution


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One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest Egg


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The Bridge Loan on the River Kwai


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It’s a Wonderful Life Insurance Policy


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Flat Bottomed Boats - Queen


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We Will RickRoll You


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50 Ways To Leave… Now


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Got To Get You Out Of My Life


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Always going to give you up



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Phoenix OR - it isn’t a dry heat.


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Fiche and chits


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Interview With An Umpire


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Who Billed Roger Rabbit


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The Gums of Navarone


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The Sum of All Ears


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Salem’s Plop


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Friday the 22nd.


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A Fistful of Dynamometer


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Muttered and crawled back in his hole after once again being misidentified as that varmint from that other Bill Murray movie.


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The King James Bibliography


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A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Bread Flour


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Green Eggs and Spam


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The Baking of Pelham123


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Our local library isn’t very impressive. It only has one story.


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The opposite of the Library of Congress is the Library of Progress.


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Bananas. Either as a size comparison or a measure of how crazy something is.


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