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unrefinedjagoff

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I’m the patron saint of bad music. Satan’s Basement, The Astronaut King, whatever else you know me from.
Hear/see my stuff- https://linktr.ee/unrefinedjagoff

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@unrefinedjagoff@mas.to avatar unrefinedjagoff , to random

someone please help me find what I think was an ad that used to run on WCIU in the early 00's about putting your fruit in a paper bag to ripen, and the paper bag saying unripe fruit "tastes like YUCKbutter!"

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Teams is such dogpoop that missed calls are labeled like "uhhh it was uhhhh yesterday"
Like, I dunno, a TIMESTAMP MIGHT HELP

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My life would be greatly improved if I never had to touch Microsoft Office ever again

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@tiredhorizon never would have thought I would miss Skype, but "we bundled every piece of software together into one unweildly unsightly mess window" is just the worst crap yet

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@tiredhorizon ugh my Excel started getting "copilot suggestions" recently too and like, no, I don't want to be fired for your slop number generator.
I won't even get stared on how much worse Adobe Acrobat is now!

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I’m not sure how I’d opt in, at this point.

A text message reading : Shannon, you have an upcoming visit on at. Reply STOP to opt-out.
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@Binder you have an appointment in (((THE VOID)))

@unrefinedjagoff@mas.to avatar unrefinedjagoff , to random

Ever since I mastered my new Satan's Basement album, I've just really thought a lot about how heavily inspired it and a lot of my other stuff is by different eras of Entombed

@unrefinedjagoff@mas.to avatar unrefinedjagoff , to random

I hope Keke Palmer has a Wario/Bizarro counterpart named Peepee Calmer

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Biblically Accurate Delusions of Grandeur.

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@Binder Delusions of Grainger Industrial Supply

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I don't think people understand how bad the obesity epidemic in the US really is. To put things in perspective, the average American eats five hotdogs every minute.

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@lowqualityfacts look, I might be skewing the survey because I breathe hotdogs

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    @Binder I need to do that but I don't use it enough to figure out how lol

    @unrefinedjagoff@mas.to avatar unrefinedjagoff , to random
    @unrefinedjagoff@mas.to avatar unrefinedjagoff , to random

    Tax churches, tax sports venues and teams, tax billionaires, for the love of humanity, WHY DO THE REST OF US PAY FOR THEM WHILE THEY CHARGE PEOPLE MORE TO EVEN USE ANYTHING??
    And while we're at it, instead of police poachers sitting in cars waiting for their victim, replace their guns with brooms and make them fucking do something!

    @unrefinedjagoff@mas.to avatar unrefinedjagoff , to random

    Is there any way to make quotes in a search actually work in any search engine anymore??

    @unrefinedjagoff@mas.to avatar unrefinedjagoff , to random

    Giving the president of a country that just bombed your country your nobel peace prize sure is a stupid poetic irony

    @unrefinedjagoff@mas.to avatar unrefinedjagoff , to random

    Maybe the $2,000.00 dividend checks were the friends we made along the way

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    lol releasing the epstein files, no war, 2k dividend checks, Trump phones, lower grocery prices, losing track of the undelivered promises

    @unrefinedjagoff@mas.to avatar unrefinedjagoff , to random

    It's always these dudes that say thet hate the government and want less of it that also want the US government to have control over every country, and everyone in those countries, just not them individually

    @unrefinedjagoff@mas.to avatar unrefinedjagoff , to random

    I'm far past insane at this point, but I've got the Addams Family theme stuck in my head as "THEYRE TINY AND THEYRE TOONY, THEYRE ALL A LITTLE LOONY, MY NAME IS FOOPY FOOPY, THE ADDAMS FAMILY" and I don't know why

    @unrefinedjagoff@mas.to avatar unrefinedjagoff , to random

    It really feels like everything in modern society is designed to keep us trapped being busy waiting for anything we would rather be doing. Traffic. Ads. Social media. Most jobs. etc.

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    EVERYONE BACK TO THE OFFICE
    NO MERIT INCREASES THIS YEAR
    OKAY YOURE ALL LAID OFF
    WOW I GUESS NO ONE WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE, HUH?

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    Seriously, what is the fucking point of ANYTHING anymore? Why do corporations and all sorts of office geezers and tech dweebs get to dictate how everything in the world goes?? I am too fucking tired.

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    The most important part of starting a high school band is to go through a dictionary and pick a bunch of words that you think look cool but can’t properly pronounce, realize there’s already several bands with that name, and settle on something much dumber before changing it five times

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    Are they really stupid enough that they’re not seeing why people aren’t shopping there this year?

    https://apnews.com/article/target-corporate-layoffs-minneapolis-india-f4d8100fa2bf4af67e4fb4e388cedf50

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    “Maybe it’s because you got rid of the DEI—“
    “Yes. You’re right, our corporate structure is too complicated, that’s losing us customers!”
    “No, how would that even—“
    “Exactly, layoffs are the solution!”

    @unrefinedjagoff@mas.to avatar unrefinedjagoff , to random

    Fixed it

    Truncated NPR post with a tunnel and crappy tesla car that just says “Musk’s boring”
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    @unrefinedjagoff@mas.to avatar unrefinedjagoff , to random

    One thing I do not miss about unboxing old tech is all the crumbly awful styrofoam. Everything else in the box was usually great, but ugh

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    Idk why I made this lol

    “Infinite Joust” it’s just the cover of Infinite Jest with graphics from the video game Joust over it
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    @unrefinedjagoff@mas.to avatar unrefinedjagoff , to random

    Wow, I really hate the iOS update I finally installed lol this looks horrible AND is slow

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    @Binder I imagined adorable dogs selling drugs

    @unrefinedjagoff@mas.to avatar unrefinedjagoff , to random

    It was the worst of times
    It was the dumbest of times

    @unrefinedjagoff@mas.to avatar unrefinedjagoff , to random

    If you don’t feel like Peter Theil would see you as “the anti-christ,” you’re doing something wrong

    @unrefinedjagoff@mas.to avatar unrefinedjagoff , to random

    Tech bros are like “YOU KNOW WHAT’S GOOD FOR PRODUCTIVITY? SEVENTY FIVE WIDGETS ON A SCREEN, TEN SCREENS, A STOCK TICKER, SIXTY FIVE NEWS HEADLINES ROLLING AT ONCE, A—“
    Like, you guys don’t need more money or screens, you need to be evaluated lol

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    I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF “SIGNING” AN AI ACTRESSS, WHAT KIND OF STUPID WORLD DO WE SERIOUSLY LIVE IN

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    @donutage can we at least have some “fun” stupid?? I am so tired of “evil” stupid and “awful” stupid!

    @unrefinedjagoff@mas.to avatar unrefinedjagoff , to random

    Our government has devolved to a bunch of fifth grade boys pissing on each other while the whole world is hit by crisis after crisis

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    The word “terrorism” is meaningless.
    If anything, fascism is terrorism, and I never imagined we’d ever reach a point of stupidity as extreme as our current state.

    @unrefinedjagoff@mas.to avatar unrefinedjagoff , to random

    HEY RFK
    JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
    MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
    HEY THE CURE TO EVERYONE’S AILMENTS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

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    DeSantis is the worst.

    "I am not racist. I dislike all minorities equally." Ron DeSantis
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    @lowqualityfacts hey I thought you were posting satire!