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I'd already gone the distance
Just thinking of a series of dreams

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taking a break between the rehearsals

A fluffy orange tabby is on its back on a pillow placed on the knee of someone. The cat's head is on the piano keys. We can see someone's hands on the keyboard and the sheet music pages.
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price goes up and up

"Yeah, I'm into NFTs Noses Feets Teefs" Three close ups of white kitten's nose, toe beans and tiny teeth.
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artist' self portrait
medium: paws on white snow

View from above on a simple, childish drawing of a cat made on the light snow on a city street.
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it's one of these days

Black and white photo of a cat whose head is sideways on the piano keys Perhaps the cat hit the keyboard by accident. Or intentionally...
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hmm... step stool? foot bath?

Photo of a serious looking husky puppy with its front legs inside the half full water dish.
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better stay safe

'I need a vest like this at work' Photo of a small dog in a yellow poncho. The black text on it says: Not friendly Do not touch
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not even tried

Someone: Cats heal people. 30 years old me: Got a cat. Human's body in blue with the red drawing of a probably inflamed spine. Cat with a cigarette in its mouth, holding a wrench stands at the inflamed spine: "Sorry, bro, there's no way I can fix it."
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me at work today

A white and orange cat is asleep with its head on a soft pillow in the shape of an open laptop. There's printed images of the keyboard and the apps on the screen.
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teeth of steel against the steel bed

Rottweiler holds a corner of raised metal dog bed in his mouth trying to bite on it.
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if you like 30 seconds nap

Scene in a gym. Two bulldogs are laying between feet of someone standing backwards on their knees on yoga mat. Dogs eyes are closed, they seem relaxed and comfortable.
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no RTO ever

A man lies on the huge and soft dog bed in the corner of a room, next to dog sleeping on its back. The man holds a working computer on his lap, open to a zoom call. He's watching the screen while eating popcorn.
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friendly monster under your bed

An eye of a dog is seen from under the back seat of a couch
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treat... or else

Small corgi stands at the top of a staircase. The light pointed at the dog from downstairs makes his shadow on the wall look like a huge threatening figure.
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training for the Halloween scare

Photo of two black frenchies in front of a black plush monster shaped as a gaping maw with big orange eyes.
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absolutely no support for intellectual growth

Two dogs are walking down the street. "It's always Sit, Stay, Heel - never Think, Innovate, Be yourself."
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saving you money for groceries

Coming home after acting homeless and getting fed by every home on the street Photo of a big overweight cat sitting at the closed door of a house.
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no animals were hurt in this photoshoot

Photo of a greyhound sleeping on the couch with a Looney Tunes character toy squashed under his head.
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hey, wanna play ball?

Very excited springer spaniel is looking down at the camera that's very close. His mouth is wide open and the tongue is hanging out.
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have everything white if the dog is white, everything dark if the dog's black

White towel hangs on the handle of kitchen stove. 'Home is where the dog hair sticks to everything but the dog'
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based on years of research

Venn diagram. One circle is Cats. Another is Inkjet printer. Intercecting part lists common features: Moody Spend a lot of time self-cleaning Unreliable Demand feeding when container is full Ignore requests
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you forgot, eat your salad

Photo of a cat asleep in a clear plastic container with leftover salad. 'Being around cats makes you say things you'd never imagine saying in this life. Like, " Why are you sleeping in my salad."
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the chair is broken

Photo of an amish style chair at the kitchen table. Two of the chair spindles look broken off at the top. There's a black cat who's sitting in the chair, obstructing the spindles.
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