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Encrypt everything. You have no private digital thoughts.

America is now Nazi America. Make America.

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Even when I happily, and with full informed consent, was into cocaine, I never would have snorted it from a toilet seat.

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

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This was fun, for me. It should be fun, for you:

https://imgur.com/gallery/jojo-from-jerz-win-w-sound-155oQmD

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The darkest secrets are in Ivana's coffin, on his golf course.

Nothing is fucking right about her grave-site.

Pressure all of the judges to dig up this corpse.

It is important to American history,

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The Flash Spectrum of the Sun
Credits: Yujing Qin, University of Arizona

The Flash Spectrum of the Sun
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Reference:

https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap170907.html

Explained:

In clear Madras, Oregon skies, this colorful eclipse composite captured the elusive chromospheric or flash spectrum of the Sun. Only three exposures, made on August 21 with telephoto lens and diffraction grating, are aligned in the frame. Directly imaged at the far left, the Sun's diamond ring-like appearance at the beginning and end of totality brackets a silhouette of the lunar disk at maximum eclipse. Spread by the diffraction grating into the spectrum of colors toward the right, the Sun's photospheric spectrum traces the two continuous streaks. They correspond to the diamond ring glimpses of the Sun's normally overwhelming disk. But individual eclipse images also appear at each wavelength of light emitted by atoms along the thin, fleeting arcs of the solar chromosphere. The brightest images, or strongest chromospheric emission, are due to Hydrogen atoms. Red hydrogen alpha emission is at the far right with blue and purple hydrogen series emission to the left. In between, the brightest yellow emission is caused by atoms of Helium, an element only first discovered in the flash spectrum of the Sun.

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Imagine how much better life would be, if religious, "claims", based on nothing but, "spectral" evidence, were rejected by every court, in the United States of America.

It used to be that good.

Make America Not Supernatural, Again.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spectral_evidence

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The Nazis, under Hitler, were cringe, as fuck.

But they were still able to get away with it all.

Do not sleepwalk through this moment.

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These same liars on Fox claim Ukraine started the war against Russia. Fox lies nonstop and MAGA soaks up the poison.

A screenshot of an X post by Gavin Newsom (@GavinNe ...) posted 9 hours ago, with a verified blue checkmark and a profile picture of a man speaking at a podium. The post reads: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha" as a reply to a post by Acyn (@Acyn ) posted 11 hours ago, with a verified blue checkmark. The original post by Acyn reads: "Cain: In this battle of redistricting started by Democrats" and includes a video thumbnail from a Fox News broadcast labeled "LIVE" and "THE WILL CAIN SHOW," showing a man in a suit standing in front of a board titled "CURRENT CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICTS" with maps and dots indicating "LEANS DEM" and "LEANS GOP" for states like New York, Illinois, and Massachusetts. The broadcast also mentions "Will Cain" and "Sean Duffy" with a "COMING UP" label.
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Not that I believe the "scary" red vs. blue on their charts, but, to me, it makes it look like we're so winning!

Strong work!

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Quite right. The White House was pulling the strings all along and lied about it.

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Human beings are currency, to the fascists.

Soylent green money is made of people.

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What a hoot if Julia Roberts comes on in a couple of weeks, and talks her own truth.

Would that wake these idiots up about sexuality?

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Retribution: The final frontier.

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@georgetakei Feels more like, “The Undiscovered Country”, to me. Let’s do some discovering.

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@georgetakei Didn’t their sky daddy invent the rainbow, as a swear that it was done fucking with us? Pick a lane, you ignorant haters. Ugh.

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Dear press: Why do questions of mental acuity activate only with the prior but not the current administration? Asking for a nation.

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During a press conference after meeting with NATO allies, Trump's Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth had people scratching their heads with his bizarre "Uncle Sucker" warning.

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I can flamin-go all day.

A social post from @jtothet that says: If you want to block me because I post too many bird puns... Well, toucan play at that game.
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@georgetakei Show me tits.

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Never forget: misogyny is a skill issue

Screenshot of a discussion and post on tumblr: &10;&10;Male behavior towards female gamers&10;A 2015 study found that lower-skilled male players of Halo 3 were more hostile towards teammates with a female voice, but behaved more submissively to players with a male voice.&10;Higher-skilled male players, on the other hand, behaved more positively towards female players. The authors argued the male hostility towards female gamers in terms of evolutionary psychology, writing, "female-initiated disruption of a male hierarchy incites hostile behaviour from poor performing males who stand to lose the most status". &10;Still the best gaming fact.&10;&10;Top reply:&10;&10;Noted: misogyny is a skill issue
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Video games only level you up.

Maybe they could level you down?

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Agreed 🍬

A social post from @DurtMcHurtt on Threads that says: If the line takes more than 5 minutes at the grocery store the candy beside the checkout aisle should be free.
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So, inverse surge pricing?

I'm onboard.

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When we were kids, my best friend had a Doctor Who themed birthday party. His parents went all out, even had a replica TARDIS in the back yard. We all dressed as our favourite Doctor.

The night before, he watched James Bond for the first time.

He showed up to his own Doctor Who party dressed as 007.

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We are a fickle species.

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Why I'm still watching. 🍿

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@georgetakei They probably can't get PornHub in their state, anymore.

😂

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@georgetakei Might be a good time to revive this website:

https://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/

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Words to live by.

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Yikes!

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@georgetakei Good moron.

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Good question!

A social post from @allholls on "X": When my parents used to tell me stories from their childhood, | visualized them in black and white. | wonder if my kids visualize the stories | tell them in low-resolution analog.
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I dream in 8-bit color, sometimes.

@Daojoan@mastodon.social avatar Daojoan , to random

The world can be a pretty fucked up place.

Everyone has something they care about.

And everyone has limited bandwidth.

Don't make the mistake of assuming that someone is a shitty person because they don't care as much as you do about one particular thing.

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Corollary:

Don't make the mistake of assuming that someone who cares more about something than you don't care about it, isn't fucking insane, just because they care about something, more.

Religious thought is pervasive and damaging.

People caring about things too much is a problem.

Jesus isn't a real. Muhammad isn't a real. Buddah isn't a real. Harry Potter isn't a real. Spider man isn't a real.

Fiction isn't real.

This shit is important enough to some primates that they will fly planes into buildings.

"Everyone has something they care about."

Indeed.