enclose.horse ( enclose.horse )
Today: BEES! ...
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It's tough for pilots to tell dad jokes
They tend to fly over people's heads.
[meme] Me at the drive thru
Not sure if memes are welcome in this comm, if not I can take it down :)
It's finally here!
[2015 Day 19] Help with an old one... ( adventofcode.com )
Okay, so I'm almost a decade behind on this... ...
I've got an opening for you
New term for a lonely top just dropped
Forget your sign, which potamus are you?
I'm a BOTTOMLESS wishing I were a SWEETIE
Data hoarders and encryption enthusiasts are the digital equivalent of doomsday preppers
Thought of this in the shower after commenting on a post about securing boot partitions. ...
I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.
Who does this? The condiments would be gone half way through this way. You gotta get them down the sides.
I thought Gavin looked familiar
Don't forget to congratulate your Republican friends who added balls to their truck
Taking such a visible, public stance on gender-affirming surgery is bold in their circles. Be sure to tell them how you admire their courage in expressing such strong support for gender-affirming care and the trans community at large.
Nothing perforated ever rips properly for you
Toilet paper, paper towels, cardboard boxes, cheques, they're all a hot mess.
A hotdog should be the opposite of a cool cat, but it's not.
Modest Mouse - Dashboard ( www.youtube.com )
Capital Cities - Safe and Sound ( www.youtube.com )
One of my personal favorites
Grid UI layouts are usually terrible
Launchers, photo browsers, anything that uses a grid layout for linear data. Grids are great when you need to look up something that has two-dimensional data, but they're widely overused in mobile and web applications.
Portal and Portal 2 are 80% off
Just picked these up, an hour or so in and I see why they are highly acclaimed. 80% off on Steam (came to less than CAD$5 for both).
Mild curse: every time you start a meal, you compulsively say, "Let's go to Flavortown"
If your name is Theodore, you could end every conversation with "thanks for coming to my Ted talk"
As a human, I wouldn't want to say it, but as a cringy dad, I would feel compelled.
Gotta find one...
I'm sure this has been done before?
Guy on a Buffalo ( www.youtube.com )
Mild curse: once in a while, you get a slight pain somewhere on your skin like you have a sliver, but you can't find anything there. The pain fades after a few minutes.
If your ball is too big for your mouth, it's not yours.
This is a voting community. Please give your opinions on if it's wise or unwise. Reasons behind it are welcome. ...
`alias SimonSays="sudo"`
I know it's been done before, but still.