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woman of whimsy

she/her/hers

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eepy girl who signs up for the CIA because of a pretty tragic misunderstanding of what a Sleeper Agent actually does

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good morning

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"brexiteers"? oh you mean eurodivergent people

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french people when you actually pronounce all the letters they put in their words

french pm emanuel macron sitting in his office massaging the bridge of his nose and contemplating his mistakes
closeup of french pm emanuel macron absolutely shattered

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remember that plant you insisted on calling an egg? well this is her now

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@demofox happy to report ive had this image on my phone since like 2020 so unless someone got in REALLY early it at least isnt AI

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BONUS COW: BUT THIS ONE IS A BABY

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the quintessential ADHD experience

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fun feature of HRT:

  • you start to look like a woman

less fun feature of HRT

  • that woman is your mum
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when youre aware of the injustices of the capitalist mode of production but you still need stuff to survive

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idk if this will get me banned off the instance but i actually don't own a horse OR jorts

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the punishment is a bit medieval but i appreciate the enthusiasm

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are you...you know...tramsgender?

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informed consent HRT form

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