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mel

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woman of whimsy

she/her/hers

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eepy girl who signs up for the CIA because of a pretty tragic misunderstanding of what a Sleeper Agent actually does

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good morning

tumblr user detectivehole: showing a package slip entry form that says special instructions, jokes, interesting facts. prices are not printed on packing slips. the filled in field reads they say prices are not packing slips. but i have the power to defy thiis. the price is 7 dollars. then beneath that there is the filled in printed out packing slip saying the filled in field reads they say prices are not packing slips. but i have the power to defy thiis. the price is missing? unknown? spirited away by some esoteric force? gradually i become certain that the price is not printed on the packing slip, and never was
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"brexiteers"? oh you mean eurodivergent people

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french people when you actually pronounce all the letters they put in their words

french pm emanuel macron sitting in his office massaging the bridge of his nose and contemplating his mistakes
closeup of french pm emanuel macron absolutely shattered

closeup of french pm emanuel macron absolutely shattered
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remember that plant you insisted on calling an egg? well this is her now

an oddly shaped eggplant that looks very roughly like a female torso
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@demofox happy to report ive had this image on my phone since like 2020 so unless someone got in REALLY early it at least isnt AI

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BONUS COW: BUT THIS ONE IS A BABY

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the quintessential ADHD experience

youtuber tom scott standing in temperate scenery and looking forlornly at the camera saying that was a problem for future me and now i am future me
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fun feature of HRT:

  • you start to look like a woman

less fun feature of HRT

  • that woman is your mum
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when youre aware of the injustices of the capitalist mode of production but you still need stuff to survive

photograph of a supermarket isle with a sign saying horrifying goods
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idk if this will get me banned off the instance but i actually don't own a horse OR jorts

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the punishment is a bit medieval but i appreciate the enthusiasm

tweet by the verge saying call of duty removes streamer's skin after homophobic comments
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are you...you know...tramsgender?

a tram but its painted in the trans pride colours
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informed consent HRT form

video game box reading you have chosen to be a woman. you will be affected more by the anomalies of the zone. at the same time you will gain XP faster. are you ready to continue? with the two options cancel or yes
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