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jonsjava

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DevOps Guy

Defender of panhandling rights, father of too many, and husband of one way better than myself.

Site Reliability Architect by day, crime fight by n... No, wait. Just an SRA

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I don't wanna brag, but I have trouble controlling my impulses so I just gotta let you know how good I am at pretty much everything.

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@Alice I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

@Alice@beige.party avatar Alice , (edited ) to random

I’m really excited that barrel jeans are in style because it's leveling the playing field for people like me who have legs that are naturally shaped like barrels.

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@Alice as someone who is completely style-blind, I can only picture this

@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar molly0xfff , to random

happy international women's day to trans women in particular

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@molly0xfff shared with my 18-yrar-old.

You rock!

@QasimRashid@mastodon.social avatar QasimRashid , to random

Biden is spending his last month in office naming a Navy aircraft carrier after Bush, whose illegal wars killed hundreds of thousands of Afghan & Iraqi civilians, & sending $8B in arms to accused war criminal Netanyahu, as he commits genocide of Palestinians.

No ERA. No student loan cancellation. No pardoning of 3000 non violent drug offenders in prison. No pardon for Peltier or Donziger.

Just more money for genocide & more praise of a man who mass murdered brown people.

This is who Biden is.

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@QasimRashid this is bullshit

Please, read the past 3 days of news before spewing lies.

@georgetakei@universeodon.com avatar georgetakei , to random

The math checks out.

A social post from @peachesanscream that says: The best years of my life were ages 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, and 31. I was in my prime.
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@georgetakei I've had my 14th prime day. None spent on Amazon

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“As president, I will get rid of the unnecessary degree requirements for federal jobs and increase jobs for folks without a four-year degree, understanding that requiring a certain degree does not necessarily talk about one’s skills,” says VP Harris at a Pennsylvania campaign rally.

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@w7voa as a DevOps architect without a degree, I know that degrees are the fast way to place unqualified people in demanding roles.

I never require a degree. I ask pointed questions regarding strengths you identify - yourself - on your resume/CV.

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I knew it. You can't trust Microsoft. Microsoft pushes AI for climate solutions while marketing to oil giants. The tech giant has sought to market the technology to companies such as ExxonMobil and Chevron as a powerful tool for finding and developing new oil and gas reserves and maximizing their production: Microsoft’s Hypocrisy on AI https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2024/09/microsoft-ai-oil-contracts/679804/?gift=lhL3dXSYCcu9vqTqEbg0OHfJiu_TRdq079IHN4QaSAE

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@nixCraft the least surprising headline today.

Next, you will tell me their Linux front is profit-driven.

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Happy Programmers' Day! 🎉 It's celebrated on the 256th day of the year, signifying the number of distinct values in a byte 👩🏼‍💻

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@nixCraft signifying the number of bugs introduced by my latest commit

@nixCraft@mastodon.social avatar nixCraft , to random

By the time you're 35, you should have successfully done following at least once:

  1. rm -rf / on your unix or linux box
  2. Reboot production server by mistake
  3. Drop CPU/hard disk and damage it permanently
  4. Changing firewall rule instantly blocked you out
  5. No backup was made/verified ever...
  6. Delete source code before actually committing to source control
  7. Run a SQL update/delete with wrong where clause
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@nixCraft

  1. sudo rm -rf --no-preserve root
  2. kubectl delete namespace (not me, a junior)
  3. Refused to reboot firewall servers for updates for years "because it would reset uptime" (my senior when I was much younger)
  4. UPDATE across all rows without a transaction to roll back, and the incorrect SET, basically nulling out all data
  5. Thought I was in a subdirectory, and ran "rm * -rf" (luckily, the .git directory persisted, so a "git reset --hard" fixed things)
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7 things all kids need to hear

1 I love you

2 I'm proud of you

3 I'm sorry

4 I forgive you

5 I'm listening

6 RAID is not backup. Make offsite backups. Verify backup. Find out restore time. Otherwise, you got what we call Schrödinger backup

7 You've got what it takes

Schrodinger’s Backup “The condition of any backup is unknown until a restore is attempted.”
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@nixCraft

8 cloud just means someone else's hardware, and cloud assistants just means giving up all privacy rights

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Fuck you Sama and your shity AI company. You are stealing from artists plain and simple. Nobody asked you to do this. Nothing of value will be lost today if your company shuts down. OpenAI is begging the British Parliament to allow it to use copyrighted works because it's supposedly "impossible" for the company to train its artificial intelligence models without using copyrighted material — and continue growing its multi-billion-dollar business — without them. https://futurism.com/the-byte/openai-copyrighted-material-parliament

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@nixCraft same logic that employers use: "If minimum wage were to go up to xx, we'd go out of business"

If your business model only works as long as you can exploit others, it's not a viable business.

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@georgetakei Don't see why they don't change it from wrongful death to survival action. It would change the plaintiff from the husband to the estate of the wife. Doesn't really matter what agreement the husband had at that point. Disclaimer: IANAL

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Someone needs to make this a reality.

A social post from @thisone0verhere on X that says: Shazam but instead it tells me the name of this person I've already met half a dozen times
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@georgetakei can we get the "Internet person" version, too? Thanks, Greg

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I'll take five boxes!

A social post from @KatieDeal99 on X that says: Me before grocery shopping: healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows???
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@georgetakei Not humor: the Mrs and I always eat before shopping. SO much easier to shop healthy on a full stomach.I still fail...