jerkface

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jerkface ,

no legal definition of "murder" applies to this. if you're going to preach to the choir, at least don't insult our intelligence. probably the word you are looking for is "homicide".

jerkface ,

Jack, your avi gave me feelings.

Why do russian parents insist on being treated to home cooked meals?

I have been thinking on how to celebrate my birthday, I thought of inviting my parents to my favorite restaurant. When I brought it up, they were all upset "why don't you invite us to your home? Why don't you cook for us? Restaurant is all reheated food, home cooked fresh food is much better" etc. ...

jerkface ,

how do you know when someone is needlessly cruel and violent to vulnerable individuals don't worry they never stop telling you ha ha ha cool name dude

jerkface ,

It's mature enough for someone wanting to build their own platform for their own audience. If you want to post viral videos and magically make money, then no.

jerkface ,

There's a truck on the bicycle bridge?

jerkface ,

Funny, the headline could have been, "Ontario fucks every post-secondary student." Wonder why they went with this.

jerkface ,

The paradox of a One God Universe explained by William S. Burroughs with beats provided by The Disposable Heroes of Hiphopricy.

jerkface , (edited )

now show the pointer hell that would be polymorphism in C. my brain segfaulted just thinking about it.

jerkface ,

explicitly passing the self variable doesn't make it not OOP.

jerkface ,

nice

jerkface ,

If it smells like decomposing calcium, you have tooth decay and should see a dentist. Most sneezes don't smell.

@Agent_Karyo@piefed.world avatar Agent_Karyo , to PC Gaming

SpaceMolt envisions a world where AI plays with itself and the humans just watch.

jerkface ,

Do you really think /c/pcgaming has a place to stand to call something a stupid waste of computation?

jerkface ,

Whether they recognize it or not, all humans have religious needs. The need to feel like a good person (whether you are or not) is a religious need. The need to have hope for the future (whether hope is reasonable or not) is a religious need. The need for something bigger than yourself to look up to (regardless of how capable you are) is a religious need. People don't always meet these needs through what would be recognized as an organized religion, but they still usually meet these needs through religious means.

jerkface ,

It's exactly like being trapped in a thermos. But! There are space suit concepts that use an airtight helmet, but the rest of the body effectively is exposed to vacuum, supported and protected using a skin tight water-permeable fabric that prevents you from swelling up or burning in the UV. One of the benefits of this kind of space suit is that SWEATING WORKS IN SPACE!!! The sweat carries away heat (and further consumes it in the phase transition) when it instantly flashes to vapor, cooling one's body. Sweating is a human super power and we can leverage it to perform our own temperature regulation in a vacuum! I've always thought that was super cool.

jerkface , (edited )

hello - -
my name is joe - -
i have a wife - a dog
and a fam-il-ee
and i work - -
in a cookie factory
one day - - -
my boss came up to me he said
hey joe are ya busy i said no
he said do this - -
so i did - - -

jerkface ,

It's not a criminal matter. It's fine to report.

jerkface ,

you have invested way too much time in this. fuck cars. bye.

jerkface Mod ,

That's like "leaning feminist." You believe that animals are individuals who deserve to be treated as ends, not means, or you don't.

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    jerkface ,

    The joke is that leaf blowers are worse than the holocaust. Great joke.

    jerkface ,

    Got a diagnosis or just fighting your way through life blind?

    jerkface ,

    Which, when consumed by predators, bio accumulates in their flesh which we in turn eat.

    you eat predators?? even among people who foolishly and cruelly consume animals that is recognized as a dumb thing to do. herbivores are dumb to eat for the exact same reason of bio-accumulation but people don't seem to grasp that.

    Daemon that kills processes using too much CPU

    Is there a daemon that will kill any processes using above a specified % of CPU? I'm having issues where a system is sometimes grinding to a halt due to high CPU usage. I'm not sure what process is doing it (can't htop as system is frozen); ideally I'd like a daemon that automatically kills processes using more than a given % of ...

    jerkface ,

    high cpu usage isn't going to make your system unusable. it's probably consuming all your wired ram and thrashing your swap.

    jerkface ,

    I haven't looked in a couple of years but when I last checked, Grindr was STREETS ahead of any straight dating app in terms of features, UX, and other technical elements. Have things gotten worse?

    jerkface ,

    Can we get a ban, please?

    jerkface ,

    It's not even about you, ultimately. You're just some guy having an episode. It's less about "stopping you" than expressing decency and kindness. You did something hurtful and harmful to someone who didn't deserve it, and this is a way we can support that person.

    Get better.

    jerkface ,

    Even if that were the entire situation, it's still extremely compelling.

    jerkface ,

    well look who it is

    don't engage with this notorious "carnivore diet" promoter.

    jerkface ,

    They aren't merely an unconscious carnist, they are extremely psychologically invested in practicing cruelty and violence with intent. They are fucked in the head real real bad. They will take a "reasonable tone" and pretend to be the mature party, but everything they say is twisted into bad faith, and I can't even tell if they know they do it.

    jerkface ,

    [a call for the destruction of Israel] is legally understood as a call for genocide

    lol ok

    jerkface ,

    everyone is a them deal with it

    jerkface ,

    clearly don't even know what the word means

    jerkface ,

    It means fuck. As a Canadian, I have no idea what it means in the USA.

    jerkface ,

    Oh yes, that's not uncommon, brain fart

    jerkface ,

    the reason we don't have time travelers is that the past is no more concrete than the future. [Current science disagrees with the idea that] just like there are infinite potential futures, there are an infinity of potential pasts that could have evolved into the present [instead insisting that the entire past is fully embedded in the present]. [It's not supported by any current theories that] the probability of reaching a particular past is essentially zero.

    jerkface ,

    and a mathematical inevitability that eventually we will destroy our own past that gives rise to time travel

    jerkface ,

    cool, no, what's the concept

    jerkface ,

    Nobody is creating snapshots, the past is lost, but in a sense it is still entirely, umm, present (forgive the pun). It is apparently not true that there is more than one past that could have evolved into the present. This has bothered me a lot and I don't entirely understand in this moment why that is, but I've looked into it several times and every time eventually assured myself that it was so. Though I haven't accounted for the idea that spaces that were once causally bound to each other can possibly become causally unbound... oh well, down the rabbit hole again.

    jerkface ,

    "Speaking out against pedos" is ableist language in exactly the same way that "speaking out against schizos" or "speaking out against neurotics" would be. Pedophiles and child molesters are in reality mostly disjoint groups. (That means they are not the same group of people.) Pedophiles don't automatically molest children, just like straight men don't automatically rape women. Most people who molest children are not sexually attracted to children at all; sexual assault is not about sexual attraction!!

    If you mean child molester, say "child molester."

    jerkface ,

    Lemmy moderators and Reddit moderators are the exact same people, dude.

    jerkface ,

    possibly ricky berwick if i got him from behind

    jerkface ,

    Busses driven by people who have no idea what it's like to be a cyclist around busses ARE a problem, when the occur.

    jerkface ,

    Animals are individuals. Individuals must always be treated as ends, never as means. The question, though intended to be lighthearted, reflects a vast and unexamined cruelty and the moral acceptance of unspeakable violence.

    jerkface ,

    Doesn't really relate to anything I said.

    jerkface ,

    why do slaves allow humans to rape them and make more slaves

    jerkface ,

    how do you know when someone is cruel and violent don't worry they never stop telling you

    jerkface ,

    oh god i guess i don't know what the word "accused" means then, would you please kindly explain it to me because I must be pretty stupid

    jerkface ,

    The USA isn't the world. Yet.

    jerkface ,

    The stock market does well when it predicts the future and poorly when it does not, regardless of the absolute state of things. If the shutdowns were anticipated it would not have harmed the stock market at all.