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house

@[email protected]

WELCOME TO MY HOUSE

Very cute mothboy femboy with terminal amounts of floof

Baseball card facts:

  • 24
  • Bi
  • AMERICAN
  • Loves fem clothes
  • Very dense, might need help
  • Floofy
  • CHAOS ENERGY

"Btw i want you to know that you are literally the funniest critter on fedi" - @yuri

pfp by @KitsuneofInari

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sorry i only hire GAY PEOPLE to work at my COMPANY ​:resonyance:​ now SMOOCH that TWINK or you’re not GETTING the JOB ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:resonyance:​​:resonyance:​

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MAKING OUT with a BOY who has a YUBIKEY on his COLLAR while there’s a FLIPPER ZERO in NFC CLONING MODE on MY COLLAR ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:resonyance:​​:resonyance:​​:ablobcatbouncefast:​

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you’ve INSULTED me ​:neocat_angry:​ im going to GO HOME and WRITE a STORY where we DRESS UP in SKIRTS and MAKE OUT for FOURTY FIVE MINUTES ​:neocat_devil:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:resonyance:​

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"i like evil boys"

"im going to FOUND an AI STARTUP ​:ablobcatbouncefast:​"

"not that evil"

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PRO TIP for all of the CATS here ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:resonyance:​

New York Times article Title: "To Ger a Man's Attention, Meow Harder" Subtitle: "In a small study, per cats greeted male owners with more vocalizations than they did female caregivers" Picture of a cat next to a bowl of food
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PRO TIP: this SIGN indicates that the DUNGEON usually has HIGHER LEVEL LOOT ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:resonyance:​​:resonyance:​

Blue octagonal "secured by ADT" sign in front of a house
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the CATBOY PROTESTS are GOING WELL ​:resonyance:​

picture of a bunch of cats lying on a Bitcoin farm, with caption: Hundreds of stray cats caused a Bitcoin mine in Inner Mongolia to lose millions in just one week by curling up on GPUs for warmth
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i got HIT by a TRUCK ​:foxxo_confused:​ At least i DONT have to go into WORK TOMORROW ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:resonyance:​​:ablobcatbouncefast:​

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some of you MFERS will say "woof woof im a dumb stupid puppy" ​:neocat_think:​

and then i GO to your PROFILE and you’re solving TECH PROBLEMS for FUN that are harder than ANY JOB i will ever HAVE ​:foxxo_confused:​​:resonyance:​​:resonyance:​

@house@fedi.catboy.agency avatar house , to random

sleeping in the SUMMER is HARD ​:foxxo_confused:​ the BLANKETS are TOO WARM ​:ablobcatcry2:​ but WITHOUT THEM the MONSTERS can GET ME ​:foxxo_confused:​​:foxxo_confused:​​:ablobcatcry2:​​:resonyance:​

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ROCK PAPER SCISSORS but if we use the SAME ATTACK we have to MAKE OUT for FIVE HOURS ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:neocat_bottom:​​:resonyance:​

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NO ONE wants to TALK ABOUT how YAOI it is to JUMP START another MAN’S CAR ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatcry2:​​:foxxo_confused:​​:resonyance:​

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mothboy INSTRUCTIONS ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​

95% silk 5% polyester machine was cold tumble dry low remove promptly do not bleach cool iron if needed followed by a Boykissser but he's a moth instead of a cat, lying on his back wearing pink and striped thigh highs, his tongue is out
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stay HYDRATED ​:ablobcatbouncefast:​

boykisser cat in pink thigh highs drinking a water cooler size jug of water
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"i want to kidnap women and lock them up in my basement"

"wtf what’s wrong with you"

"sorry, i meant: i want to kidnap TWINKS and lock them up in my basement"

"oh ok based lmao"

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"you’re pretty insane"

you THINK im PRETTY ​:neocat_flush:​​:neocat_googly_woozy:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatpoprev:​

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"WHY are there GAY PEOPLE on my PHONE ​:resonyance:​​:neocat_googly_shocked:​"

"sir your phone is off, that is your reflection"

"WHAT ​:resonyance:​​:neocat_googly_woozy:​"

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oh NO ​:foxxo_confused:​​:resonyance:​

edited screenshot of Bioshock infinite with the "YOU SHALL KNOW THE FALSE SHEPHERD BY HIS MARK" thing, however it's the boykisser cat and there is a boykisser tattooed into the player character's hand
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the KIDS are ALRIGHT ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:resonyance:​

/r/Teachers Reddit post: Title: Students raising their hands just to say Meow Body: I have MULTIPLE 9th grade students that will raise heir (sic) hands as if to ask a question or provide an answer and when chosen they will just loudly say 'MEOW'. What do?
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remember remember the FIFTEENTH of NOVEMBER ​:resonyance:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​

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literally ME

a moth plush next to a diagnose box "besides being gay, im also afraid of people"
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