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fnr , 1 day ago to random

:3

fnr , 1 day ago to random

+++++ NEOMOJIMIXER CAUGHT UP IN TRAFFICKING ALLEGATIONS +++++

It can get you every neomoji you want instantly, even once who wasn't seen outside of the neomojimixer. Isn't that suspicious?!?
Lawn enforcement still counting how many lawns has he touched.

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fnr , 1 day ago to random

+++++ MONDAY NEWS +++++

God fucking dammit, how is it monday AGAIN?! We already had one last week.

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fnr , 9 days ago to random

+++++ BREAKING NEWS +++++

ONLY SIX HOURS UNTIL MONDAY!
Brace yourself!!!

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fnr , 11 days ago to random

Wow, @catsalad is such a sellout.

We would never sink THAT low.

https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/116064666358825942

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fnr , 12 days ago to random

+++++ NEOFOX NEWS +++++

ACCORDING TO INTERNAL SOURCES IS THE PLUTONIUM CORE IN NEOFOXES NOT FROM A SAFE DISTRIBUTOR!
We reached out to Volpeon for a statement, but haven't heard back from him until now!

Stay tuned for further informations!

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fnr , 13 days ago to random

+++ SPACE NEWS +++

This Thursday ESA is using it's new Ariane 6 rocket the first time with four boosters to get a low earth orbit payload of 21 metric tons.

That means we only need two rockets to shoot all billionaires inside the EU into low earth orbit! And they can pay for their trip themselves!

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fnr , 15 days ago to random

+++++ MONDAY NEWS +++++

​:nkoDead:​

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fnr , 21 days ago to random

+++++ Self Indulgence News +++++

Stop putting things into your ear!

fnr , 26 days ago to random

JOB OFFER

We are looking for a new office cat.

We are looking for: Cute, must purr a lot, soft fur, 5-10 years experience in RUST.

We are offering: No payment, food always 10 minutes to late, a soft place near a window or a radiator.

Your task will include throwing things down the table, looking cute, curl up in the one colleagues lap who is highly allergic to cat hairs and Programm something in RUST. We don't need any software in Rust, but we want to add the tagline "Blazingly fast" to our headlines.

Please provide a complete CV and point out past experiences you gained.

fnr , 27 days ago to random

+++++ SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT +++++

The ducks at the pond are not free!
You may borrow a duck, but please return them to the pond until 5pm the same day.

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fnr , 27 days ago to random

+++++ DAD NEWS +++++

@dgar Stands accused of boosting dad jokes. According to our sources, the perpetrator posted more than ten dad jokes in a single day.

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fnr , 28 days ago to random

+++++ BREAKING NEWS ++++-

LOCAL DUCK SCREAMS INTO TOILET BOWL!?
Summoning demons or just sick?

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fnr , 30 days ago to random

+++++ TRAIN NEWS +++++

We did our due diligence and checked all of our sources. It's a report, which is a long time coming, and we are proud to hereby report our findings. After careful examination of all the information available to us, this is what we found:

Trains are still fucking awesome. They always have been awesome and they always will be awesome.

Thank you for reading our report!

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