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eri

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trickster spirit, shapeshifting fox-demon
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i post horny stuff sometimes so watch out

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I'm so empty from nothingness yum

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serverpartdeals should make an affiliate program i wish i could shill for them

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the wii photo channel is such a time capsule. back in the 2000s people were buying dedicated devices to show pics on a TV so it made perfect sense to throw it in since the hardware could do it. and yet now we all just have social media and the Internet and cloud storage

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always remember to set /etc/nologin.txt to YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!

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just running normal commands

~/backup $ rm -rf *
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buying train tickets to a convention before the fucking convention is selling tickets because Amtrak Pricing

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i know i post about needing cuddles a lot but it's true. i need them that much

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oooo you are going to kiss me ooohhh you love my so much oooooo you will send me funny little memes sometimes

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the problem with some dropout shows is they're only really funny if the comedians are funny

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i truly believe that the ethos of early home computing lives on in nerds who do wacky shit with cheap microcontrollers

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sorry i can't get much done. the only thing keeping my fragile grip on some level of sanity together is playing factorio

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it's always a bit odd when you deal with someone who isn't mad at you, but is instead mad at an imagined version of your past self

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when tha roboshawty says ENGAGING GRAPEFRUIT PROTOCOL

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my ideal relationship dynamic is a sort of love triangle between me, my girlfriend, and the guy who i'm pretending to be into but only so that we can kill and eat him together

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siscon 5sf ???

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you see on the one hand i want to kill people but i also don't actually want to hurt anyone so it's a really awkward combination

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I'm radicalized against all age verification now let kids buy drugs idgaf

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"ingredients you can pronounce" is so funny because it's directly insulting the intelligence of your consumers

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hey moron. are you stupid? buy our products

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EU: devices which receive updates must get at least give years of updates

manufacturers: stop providing updates at all

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of course i'm unemployed, i've been looking for jobs as a assassin but nobody is hiring for those

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im not weird tho i just wanna kill people the normal amount i think right

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im going to lose it !!!!

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atproto vs activitypub is such a stupid fight. you do realize a server can simply support both equally?

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ideally i think you should design your server agnostic towards protocol in case someone makes a federation protcol that isn't dogshit, so you can support it directly

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i think about 40% of why i'm like this is that our older brother was a weeb

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peanuts in coke is boba americana

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it'll be so funny if none of the other jobs work out and we end up becoming a fucking blackjack dealer

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basmati rice FUCKS

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this "needing to eat food" stuff is mad cringe

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y'know what's funny about the switch 2

if it just shipped with an unlockable bootloader, I'd have bought it in a heartbeat and said it's the best device ever.

it's literally just the fact that it's just another DRM Trojan horse which is the problem. modern game consoles all fucking suck.

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modern game consoles are literally just fuckin uhh, in order of sales:

  • an android tablet but with more DRM
  • a PC but with more DRM
  • EyeToy but with a required monthly subscription
  • a PC but with more DRM
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the fuck is going on with our internet rn

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thank god for minecraft furniture mod so i can add a cuck chair next to the double bed

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is it possible to get termux running at boot consistently or is modern android too "secure" to let you do anything with a device with a broken screen other than throw it in the trash can

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hooking up with space bounty hunter foxgirl, she's fine with letting you come over to her place, which is of course a spaceship. it's a small ship, a single room trying to do everything an individual could need. at least there's a shower!

now, are you just gonna sit on the sofa together or would you rather fold it out into a bed that's a little too small for two

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can it just stop being so cold it's really harshing the vibe

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slopcoders wish they could attain real "vibe coding" which is when you just type out code without reading a single piece of documentation, hit compile, and it runs.

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you fox, you floof

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we need a cryptographic verification service so that if you're reclaiming a slur you can prove that you have the right to use it

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instead of paying for a silly badge that says your website isn't AI, why not pay $0 to go fuck yourself https://github.com/mothdotmonster/wtfgfy-license

(you can totally just edit the badge and not use the silly license. we made it cc0 for the express purpose of have fun and go wild)

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the thing about english is that you can say shit like "you snost, and you lost"

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i love saying shit that is entirely untranslatable without a paragraph-long note of context. it's just fun

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metrosexual as in I'm fuckin da train aaaaaa

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try to look up old clocks that use film in front of a light to display arbitrary digit shapes

get nothing but results for a movie ("film") called "clock"

i hate search engines

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describing God in vague and off-putting ways, that all just so happen to perfectly describe a tardigrade as well

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intelligent design is real but god stopped caring about mammals like a hundred million years ago and really only cares about bugs now. have you seen the orchid mantis? they're very proud of that one.