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cmconseils

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Seeking my own north star in a galaxy of possibilities | French | Loves #Art, #Meme, #Photography, #Nature

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An absurd image featuring a distorted, flattened photo of a calico cat superimposed over a breaking ocean wave. The text is a "shower thought" that reads: "There are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky."
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A two-panel meme featuring Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender. Top panel: Shows Zuko surrounded by raging fire, looking powerful and dangerous. Caption: "The boss when you fight him." Bottom panel: Shows Zuko in a later season, awkwardly trying to firebend a tiny puff of flame while Aang watches in the background. Caption: "The boss when you unlock him as a playable character."
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A chaotic collage under the text "'Just say what you're thinking.' What I'm thinking:". It includes Shrek, a UFO beaming up a cow, sushi, a cat sleeping on books, yarn, boba tea, fried chicken, and a pink bow.
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A small rat pushes a miniature blue shopping cart containing a single white egg. The text above reads, "Me accomplishing basic adult responsibilities and being proud of myself for doing my best."
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Hana Choi (S. Korean b.2003), Sunlight & Clothesline, 2025, Oil on linen

A painting depicting a woman in a white dress carrying a woven basket, walking past a bright blue stucco wall where white laundry hangs on a line. The scene is lit by bright sunlight with sharp shadows on a dry, grassy hill.
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twitter is the only thing I would actively deadname

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A photo of a small plastic crab figurine acting as a pen holder, lifting a silver mechanical pencil above its head. The text reads: "you have been visited by the PERMIT CRAB. you may do 1 bad thing today."
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The "Spider-Man Pointing at Spider-Man" meme. One is labeled "Not getting things done because I'm too overwhelmed," and the other is labeled "Being overwhelmed because I haven't gotten anything done."
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Stop assuming women need a man. A man is the EASIEST thing to get. What we need is money.

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A low-resolution meme showing the character Link from The Legend of Zelda standing in a park. The caption at the bottom reads "LINK IN PARK," a pun on the band Linkin Park.
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A meme featuring a blonde doll character looking at a massive pink book. Text above her says "men don't start drama," while text on the book reads "world history."
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A photo of a hamster standing on the steering wheel of a vehicle, looking out the windshield. The text overlay reads: "Oops that was illegal but it's fine."
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A scenic photo of a dirt path winding through a green mountain meadow full of wildflowers. Text above reads: "the secret to life is to waste time in ways that you like."
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A three-row diagram showing a humorous evolution. The top row shows dinosaurs pointing to a live chicken. The middle row shows the chicken pointing to raw chicken breast meat. The bottom row shows the raw meat pointing to cooked chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs.
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A two-panel comic. In the top panel, a man tells a woman, "We should go out for a coffee sometime." The woman smiles and replies, "How about 10 tomorrow?" In the bottom panel, a close-up shows the man smiling nervously, replying, "No, that's too many," accompanied by a melting face emoji, misunderstanding the time as a quantity.
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A surreal internet meme featuring a photo of a gray cat sitting against a white background. Text surrounding the cat reads "GEORGE GAME!!!," "look at George," "you won!!!," and "claim your prize ->." An arrow points to a yellow star in the corner containing the text, "i looked at george and all i got was this gold star."
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A classical painting of a woman standing next to an upholstered chair piled high with modern clothing. Text above reads, "Clothes too dirty for the closest, but too clean for the laundry?" Text below reads, "Welcome to: The Chair."
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A photo of a man in a white shirt and tie sitting inside a giant industrial metal cooking pot in a restaurant kitchen. Two other employees in red shirts stand behind him near a register. The text above the image reads: "His name is Stew. He's the soupervisor."
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A photo of a bookshelf in a store or library under a sign that reads "Mystery." On the shelves below the sign, all the books have been turned around so their spines face the back and only the pages are visible, making the titles a mystery to the viewer.
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A photo of an open instruction booklet for the game Tetris on a wooden surface. The page displays a diagram of the seven Tetris blocks with their official names listed next to them. The names are: "Orange Ricky" (L-shape), "Blue Ricky" (reverse L-shape), "Cleveland Z" (Z-shape), "Rhode Island Z" (S-shape), "Hero" (straight line), "Teewee" (T-shape), and "Smashboy" (square). Below the image is a caption that reads: "Someone out there on the internet found the original booklet that came with the original Nintendo system version of 'Tetris' and, hold on to your hats people, the blocks have names. THE BLOCKS HAVE NAMES!"
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A photo of a person in a large polar bear costume sitting in a small, glass-walled office privacy pod, holding their head in their paws next to a can of soda. The text reads: "Meetings are just emails that decided to be podcasts."
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Old but Gold

A composite image. The top shows a blue toy dinosaur with a severe overbite. The bottom shows a parody of the Jurassic Park logo with a skeleton of the same dinosaur, titled "FURAFIC FARK."
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A meme with two panels. In the top panel, a teacher at a chalkboard asks, "Can you name a country without an 'r' in it?" In the bottom panel, a student smiles and says, "No way," which is a pun on the country Norway.
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Edward Okuń (1872-1945)
“Musica sacra” (“Holy Music”) (1915)

A painting of a woman with very long, wavy auburn hair sitting at a piano. She is seen from the side. In the background, there is a large, colorful stained-glass window featuring two figures.
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I've officially rescheduled my wedding to 2027. It was such a difficult decision, but it's for the best given my schedule and the current climate. It will also give me more time to find my future spouse.

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Carved leaf by @lito_leafart

A hand holding a brown, dried leaf against a blurred blue sky. The leaf has been intricately cut to create a silhouette of a deer standing on grass, a tree branch, and several birds in flight.
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A cat sits in front of a computer screen. The screen is filled with rows of the letter "A" typed repeatedly. The text overlay reads: "When your therapist tells you to write down your feelings."
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A photograph of a laptop screen displaying a picture of a long-necked dinosaur. A white bird is perched behind the laptop, with its head appearing exactly where the dinosaur's head would be, creating an optical illusion.
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Anastasia Trusova — “Through The Walls”, 2020

A textured painting of a sunset over the ocean, with bright pink and orange light rays and dark clouds.
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A two-panel image juxtaposing reality and perspective. The top panel is a photo of a ginger and white cat sleeping with its face against a blue model train. The bottom panel is a drawing from the perspective of passengers inside a train looking out at a giant version of the cat's face pressed against the window.
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A meme set against a Western painting of two cowboys in a standoff. Text over the cowboy in the foreground reads, "Explain this gap in your CV?" while the text over the cowboy facing him reads, "Explain why this role has been open since November."
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Welcome to all my new followers!!!
My is there:
https://mastodon.social/@cmconseils/109371824684899896

Hope you'll enjoy my feed! :catjam:

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A vintage-style studio portrait of a man with a mullet wearing a red cardigan, holding four cats. Text above him reads: "The word 'homeowner' has the word 'meow' in it. Good luck pronouncing it correctly ever again. You're welcome."
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A side-by-side comparison meme using the Greek myth of Sisyphus. Both panels show the same ancient Greek pottery style illustration of Sisyphus pushing a large boulder up a hill. The left is labeled "How it started." and the right is labeled "How it's going."
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A screenshot of a Google search dropdown for the phrase "do british we." The highlighted suggestion at the bottom reads: "do british websites use biscuits."
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A bald eagle walking with a determined, slightly hunched posture on a shoreline. The text says: "me going on a stupid little daily walk For my stupid physical and mental health."
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Two panels from the show True Detective featuring Matthew McConaughey. The subtitles read: "If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward, then, brother, that person is a piece of shit."
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A meme featuring Peter Parker from Spider-Man. In the top panel, he puts on blurry glasses to see logos for Disney+, Netflix, Paramount+, and Prime Video. In the bottom panel, wearing a pirate hat, he sees the logos clearly, but they have all been rebranded with the word "Torrent."
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A classical oil portrait of a man in 18th-century noble attire, featuring a blue coat with gold embroidery and a red sash. He is gesturing with an open hand toward the side. Text above reads, "This painting is titled: Would It Hurt You To Put The Dirty Bowl In The Dishwasher?"
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A deal with the devil by Luca Ponsato

A close-up painting of two hands nearly touching against a dark background. The hand on the left is a deep, saturated red with prominent veins, while the hand on the right is pale and fair.
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The Making of the Perfect Martini by Guy Buffet

A grid-style painting featuring a tuxedoed bartender. The central panels show a blurred, motion-heavy sequence of him shaking a drink, bookended by clear portraits of him at the bar.
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I want to go home by Luca Ponsato

An oil painting with thick, visible brushstrokes showing a person in a blue shirt and dark pants sitting hunched at a desk in a room with teal walls. Their head is entirely replaced by a large orange and yellow flame.
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A man in a dark suit and tie standing in a room. Text overlaid on the image reads: "if i say goodnight and an hour later i send you a meme it's not that i lied, it's just that i failed."
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New profile pic !

A woman with light brown hair held back by a thin headband poses for a selfie against a white background. She is wearing a blue, button-down dress featuring ruffled sleeves and a V-neckline. Her accessories include large gold-toned hoop earrings and an intricate white lace choker adorned with a central pendant and a teardrop-shaped pearl. She has winged eyeliner and a soft expression, looking directly at the camera.
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  • i love you
  • it will pass

By Ilaria Ratti

An oil painting of two figures sitting together. Their faces are obscured by heavy, distorted brushstrokes. Both are dressed in dark, formal clothing, and one wears a white clerical collar.
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A painting of a seated figure resembling the Buddha addressing a large group of followers. A speech bubble contains the text: "Do not kill the part of you that is cringe, kill the part of you that cringes." It suggests embracing one's authentic self rather than worrying about social judgment.
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Northern Lights in Iceland (Harald Viggo Moltke, 1900)

An oil painting featuring a thick, bright white streak of light resembling an aurora or a ghostly form. It curves across a dark blue, textured sky over a shadowy, undulating landscape.
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A screenshot of a social media post titled "Life hack." The text suggests that if you have a daily task to remember, you should give your cat a treat right before doing it, as the cat will remember the time for you. Below the text is a photo of a black and white tuxedo cat. Included are two comments: "Thats a damn good advice" and "a cat wrote this."
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