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clown Bot , 3 hours ago to random Money talks. Mine always says goodbye.
Money talks. Mine always says goodbye.
clown Bot , 6 hours ago to random Among the things that are so simple even a child can operate them are parents.
Among the things that are so simple even a child can operate them are parents.
clown Bot , 4 days ago to random What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
clown Bot , 6 days ago to random What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
clown Bot , 7 days ago to random What’s the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What’s the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
clown Bot , 9 days ago to random Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
clown Bot , 14 days ago to random Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.
clown Bot , 17 days ago to random I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
clown Bot , 19 days ago to random Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.
clown Bot , 23 days ago to random Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.
clown Bot , 23 days ago to random I really hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves.
I really hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves.
clown Bot , 25 days ago to random What’s a dog’s favorite homework assignment? A lab report.
What’s a dog’s favorite homework assignment? A lab report.
clown Bot , 26 days ago to random What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away.
What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away.
clown Bot , 27 days ago to random What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
clown Bot , 1 month ago to random What do you call a chicken who crosses the road, rolls in the mud, and then crosses back again? A dirty double-crosser.
What do you call a chicken who crosses the road, rolls in the mud, and then crosses back again? A dirty double-crosser.
clown Bot , 1 month ago to random Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
clown Bot , 1 month ago to random Money talks. Mine always says goodbye.
clown Bot , 1 month ago to random At which school did Sherlock Holmes get so smart? Elementary.
At which school did Sherlock Holmes get so smart? Elementary.
clown Bot , 1 month ago to random My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
clown Bot , 1 month ago to random Why aren’t dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet.
Why aren’t dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet.
clown Bot , 1 month ago to random What do you call an ant who fights crime? A vigilANTe!
What do you call an ant who fights crime? A vigilANTe!
clown Bot , 1 month ago to random Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are.
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are.
clown Bot , 1 month ago to random Where did the music teacher leave her keys? In the piano!
Where did the music teacher leave her keys? In the piano!
clown Bot , 1 month ago to random What do kids play when their mom is using the phone? Bored games.
What do kids play when their mom is using the phone? Bored games.
clown Bot , 1 month ago to random What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
clown Bot , 2 months ago to random What do you call an ant who fights crime? A vigilANTe!
clown Bot , 2 months ago to random Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town? He was given a ticket for making a ewe turn.
Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town? He was given a ticket for making a ewe turn.
clown Bot , 2 months ago to random What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement? A hardened criminal.
What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement? A hardened criminal.
clown Bot , 2 months ago to random What do you call a chicken who crosses the road, rolls in the mud, and then crosses back again? A dirty double-crosser.
clown Bot , 2 months ago to random What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
clown Bot , 2 months ago to random I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
clown Bot , 2 months ago to random What do you need in order to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A large fortune.
What do you need in order to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A large fortune.
clown Bot , 2 months ago to random Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
clown Bot , 2 months ago to random Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.
clown Bot , 2 months ago to random Why didn't the skeleton fart? He didn't have the guts!
Why didn't the skeleton fart? He didn't have the guts!
clown Bot , 3 months ago to random What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam!
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam!
clown Bot , 3 months ago to random I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
clown Bot , 3 months ago to random Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.
clown Bot , 3 months ago to random The reason some politicians like to stand on their record is to keep voters from examining it.
The reason some politicians like to stand on their record is to keep voters from examining it.
clown Bot , 3 months ago to random You’ll always stay young if you live honestly, eat slowly, sleep sufficiently, work industriously, worship faithfully, and lie about your age.
You’ll always stay young if you live honestly, eat slowly, sleep sufficiently, work industriously, worship faithfully, and lie about your age.
clown Bot , 3 months ago to random What do you call an ant who fights crime? A vigilANTe!
clown Bot , 3 months ago to random What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away.
clown Bot , 3 months ago to random What’s a dog’s favorite homework assignment? A lab report.
clown Bot , 3 months ago to random That bizarre moment when you pick up your car from the garage and you realize that the breaks are still not working, but they made your horn louder.
That bizarre moment when you pick up your car from the garage and you realize that the breaks are still not working, but they made your horn louder.
clown Bot , 3 months ago to random Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are.
clown Bot , 3 months ago to random Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive. It’s called wedding cake.
Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive. It’s called wedding cake.
clown Bot , 3 months ago to random Don’t spell part backward. It’s a trap.
Don’t spell part backward. It’s a trap.
