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binford2k

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Product, Founder, Community Leader, Developer Advocate; I get to build neat things -and- talk to people! 🤹‍♀️ I run marathons in those funny finger shoes.

Not a fan of that whole capitalism thing ☭

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Just caught up on a movie I’d missed. was quite the experience.

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At Nuremberg, Julius Streicher was not convicted of having committed or participated in any crimes or acts of violence himself, but was convicted on the grounds that as a journalist his many speeches and articles supporting and excusing violence made him an accessory. He hanged.
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lol. 300° isn’t astoundingly hot in Fahrenheit -or- Celsius. Have they never used an oven?

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I don’t think this counts as lively music

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“Virtually uninhabited” is not the same as “uninhabited”

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Is that a mouse in your pants or are you just happy to see me? (What a weird interlude.)

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Ah yes. Mold juice. It’s what plants crave.

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I blinked and somehow there was a baby on top of the collapsing dam.

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I didn’t have bitch slap on my bingo card.

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Now where does the giant moth go?

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This is pretty boring. “From the inside I’m able to create real change!” Ok dude.

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Turkey snoozies

Asleep on the floor, wrapped in a blanket. My head is on the dog bed with one dog snoring gently. The other dog is snuggled tightly against my back, also asleep.
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OH: “I just want to go back to the good old days when I thought that GW Bush was the worst president I could imagine.”

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speed running the “hey actually let’s be evil” route

https://www.404media.co/google-has-chosen-a-side-in-trumps-mass-deportation-effort/

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That’s not the pizza they ordered.

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Because computers. Computers can solve anything.

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This isn’t something we should be mixed up in. So let’s just pick everything up and meddle with the crime scene.

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Is this movie like English dubbed English?

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A flare? Inside the building?

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Pervert? Like she thinks that’s green jizz?

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Stepdad is a dickhead.

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So do we get to claim all the bingo squares from the recap? Cuz if so, bingo.

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Somebody’s about to be dinner

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Hubby is kind of a dick

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Hell of a rebound

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did he piss himself just before she closed the coffin?!

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I had to go read the plot on Wikipedia to catch up.

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Why does this vampire look like Sam Altman?

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It’s time for the musical interlude

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lol, vampire creation is an explosion now?

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He’s gonna suck his way though the entire town

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This looks like the creature is getting tear-gassed.

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“If there’s any chance of publicity, just try to keep him away.” Some things never change.

Screenshot of the movie Creature From the Black Lagoon, showing three scientists in a motorboat discussing an expedition opportunity.
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Me talking to people worried about scaling:

"You're right, we're gonna need a 2nd generation FitBit w/an external drive to handle that kinda load."

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@GeePawHill my LUG webserver at university got slashdotted, hit Reddit, and hacker news at the same time in 2008 or so. Oh, and k5 too, RIP. It was a bog standard off the shelf PC tucked away in an office, running drupal on postgresql. We consumed 99.9% of the university’s traffic and got a nice little visit from IT the next day.

And the machine did indeed slow down a little bit. I mean, if you were looking for it.

I think about that experience a lot these days when people talk about scale.