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alwirtes

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Lamplighter turned elevator operator. I'm always up for a good music recommendation in any genre.

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#colorado #music #hiking #code #art #photography #moonbaseIndiana #raspberryPi #dogs #camelCase #coffee #hashtags #protectTransKids #film #garthMarenghi #billionairesGettingTheirComeuppance

I do not speak on behalf of my employer, ever. Or even myself, sometimes.

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Little Brick House on the Prairie


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The Night You Drove Old Dixie Down


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Breakfast at Walmart


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@TheBreadmonkey “Wow! Watch this again!” Really?

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TIL escalators in the UK move 1.5x faster than those in Korea. What this means for us all is yet to be revealed.

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@TheBreadmonkey I was on a giant escalator in Denver at Coors Field after a baseball game, and it broke down. No one knew what to do, and we were stuck. True story!

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(She’s a) Brick Hut


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All the President’s Accusers


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The Dumbest Story Ever Told


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The Meh Escape


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I saw this in , today. And, yes, hive mind. I need it explained to me.

Any ideas on this one?

A photo of sidewalk chalk that says I*C*E GONORREA! And the GO is underlined.
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Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-D’oh!


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Smells Like Elder Spirit


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Don’t Stop Skepticalin’


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Papa’s Got a Brand New Fannie Pack


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I Want to Hold Your Foot


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Requiem for a DMV


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Country for Old Men


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Something Over There That One Time


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Hey , we watch monster movies on Sunday nights around here. Get on your PJs and grab a blanket, Gozilla’s gonna mess you up! https://social.miyaku.media/@miru/statuses/01KEQWBEK6S50H30M7PZPYJZ1E

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From the . Billionaire-owned media is completely corrupted. Stick a fork in it.

Editorial Board Trump's bold capture of Maduro was a victory for America. What's next?
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Where I get my toots from

Restaurant called TOOT'S Good food and fun. Big American looking place under a nice blue clouded sky. Empty parking lot.
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@TheBreadmonkey You can’t handle the Toot’s!

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