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oh gosh they just stopped right there

So much more could have been done

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Teresa's cleavage plays the starring role

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haha the music cuts when the whole film has no music

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I hope there's a dead guy in the Cask of Amontillado

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Just jump in this hole in the floor

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It feels this film flatlined and just stayed there...

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@diazona It was a simpler, more exciting time

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@diazona

Are you *sure Teresa is your Avatar?

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This film is so obscure it's confusing all the AI

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I love it when there’s no consensus about the title of a film. Master Of Horror? The Masters Of Horror? Edgar Allen Poe’s The Master Of Horror?

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@ohiofi Master of Horror 1964, and the search engines try to mix it up with other films like : "masters of horror"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgar_Allan_Poe_in_television_and_film

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@ohiofi
Darnit, I am posting to the wrong hashtags.

This is the page where they talk about it:

https://thesilverscream.com/index.php/anthologies-etcetera/2317-master-of-horror-1965

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@ohiofi No doubt a habitual rip-off of arts to the south...

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Argentinian Edgar Allen Poe anthology now on https://miru.miyaku.media/

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@combatwombat So it IS Argentian and not Mexican

DOH!

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Oscar time!

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eew he goobered in her mouth

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wow, steals his brother's first wife and his second nearly wife and now tries to kill him

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"cmon let's go! This will take ANOTHER half-hour..."

Yes, movie, you have read our minds

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20 cups of coffee for 5 people

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sometimes my mother feeds hobos?

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I predict this will end badly for Scott

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Now he's an energy vampire, stealing the youth out of those he penetrates?

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The jazz really makes this film half tolerable to watch.

Imagine how dull it would be without it.

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Wait Linda knows about the 4D? I missed that

...pretty sure I was distracted by the jazz

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@diazona the jazz is there to fuzz all the facts and hypnotize us into thinking the plot has no cracks

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4d granpappy wants some penetration sugar baby

(yuk)

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Allow me to jiggle your buxom arms comfortingly

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"through the door" must be the best line in the film

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I went to peel a couple of oranges. Did I miss anything?

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@flowerpot Yeah Scott penetrated a friend to death, by somehow making him age to 90 in a couple of seconds

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@flowerpot Yes! How did you know?

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he old manned him!

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do I know you OLD MAN?

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springtime for science men infected by the 4th dimension, where their thoughts turn to bank robbery

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slaps him on face
hand passes right through

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These people smoke to much

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HES GOING TO SICK HIS HAND IN AGAIN

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He's "depenetrating" and it didn't go as planned

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He need a hacksaw to keep this thing going

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DOH Got my hand stuck!

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Scott, you're not as hot as your brother.

You're just too damn ugly.

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<<sad trombone>>

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What mommy? beer? kid?

I'm confused!

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I think you should go into town for some extensive, expensive, destructive brain tests to fix your headaches

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the two plots are intermingling like wood atoms and steel atoms (or something)

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threesome in the 4th dimension

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This woman throws around "love" like it's a 5-minute impulse thing

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this is too scientific for me to tell

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let the cucking begin

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Tony is obviously Gay