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Renatomancer

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Lawyer in Latveria. Interested in tech, e-business, digital transformation, privacy & #TechLaw. Nature and sci-fi fan. Saturnine carouser, ripsnorter, cromulent person and frabjous lover. Trapped in the Phantom Zone. Digital castaway, making an educated dream, throwing messages in tiny bottles. Magopians be gone.

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Raise your hand if you´re Canadian 🇨🇦 🫎 and are ALSO happy that Bad 🐰 said 🤣 😂 🤣 🏂🏻

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  • The Producers of Evolution.
  • Pigeons of the Opera.
  • The Apetrap.


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  • The Handymen Karamazov.


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  • The Colonel Has WhatsApp Now./ García Márquez


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"So what happens when something goes wrong? Regulation in software has always been reactive. It responds to harm after the fact...If an access management system fails because an agent-written module contained a subtle error that no human ever saw, who is liable? The three engineers who designed the architecture? The AI provider whose model generated the code? The company that sold the product?" 🤔

https://law.stanford.edu/2026/02/08/built-by-agents-tested-by-agents-trusted-by-whom/

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I met a bro in the frat,
Bike was beautiful—a gym-bro’s child,
His hair was long, his abs was tight,
And his rizz was wild.

I made a joke about his mom,
His braces too, and fragrant zone;
He looked at me and gave me rum,
Checked Insta on his phone.

And there he took me asleep and wasted,
And there I dreamed—Ah! woe betide!—
The latest dream I ever dreamt
Buck naked in the lake that nite.


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  • Lesssagna.
  • Evangelist Eggs.
  • Duck á la Tang.
  • Temu Roasted Duck.
  • Kung Pow Chicken.
  • Dim Sam.


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Hmmm...any resemblance with fiction is a mere coincidence...😲
https://thebulletin.org/2026/01/press-release-it-is-85-seconds-to-midnight/#post-heading

The Nuclear Doomsday clock from "Watchmen", close to midnight.
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  • Sandokan´s Fantasy Island.
  • Romeo, Juliet, Starsky & Hutch.


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  • 20,000 🦈 Weeks Under The Sea.
  • Around The 🌎 In 80 Days, with Carmen Sandiego.


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He saw a machine learning simulation for the weather in your area, but you wouldn´t listen.


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He saw Ithaqua and then your village got Wendigos.


The Lovecraftian monster Ithaqua, with 4 horns, fur, walking in the winter forest.
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2 golden puppies. One is smooshing the other´s face: "Am I ok, dogtor? - blep. Hmm, let me examin... Yes, ur nose is sitll boopable."
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SubwAI: You´re sandiwiching wrong.


A SUBWAY sandwich shop.
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👅 🦷


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Well...🤔 🚽


Al toilets are here Al is everywhere at this year's Consumer Electronics Show, including one appliance where you would never expect to find it
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You can learn about Herbology. It will save your life someday.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK69Fvy_gOU

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Some libraries will let you use a magical cosmic stone and learn time manipulation.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4zs2jR_1hs

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In local news, Police detective Sledge Hammer, has been suspended AGAIN, under accusations of brutality against a detainee, unnecessary shooting, destruction of public AND private property and dated fashion.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGYKU7mbv74

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Ladies and gentlemen, this just in:

Detective Crockett, from Miami PD, has reported his sailboat as stolen; at the time of crime it contained his alligator Elvis.

His partner, officer Tubbs from NYPD has joined him in the search while he´s looking for his brother's killer.

Together they´re investigating a drug cartel in Florida, as both crimes seem to be related.

They look pretty darn snappy...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEjXPY9jOx8&list=RDdEjXPY9jOx8&start_radio=1

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In local news, Police are looking for a suspect in a serious crime.

The suspect´s name is Dr. Bruce Banner: medium height, black hair, sometimes has green eyes. He´s also accused of clothing theft.

He is sometimes accompanied by a large and, strangely, green bodybuilder.

If you see them, don´t approach them.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rccD1EWenio&list=RDrccD1EWenio&start_radio=1

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...And in lighter news, a new television channel for the youths has launched.

It will broadcast MUSIC all day long. 📺


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INROfoYYzCo

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Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison, by a military court, for a crime they didn´t commit.

These men promptly escaped from maximun security Stocade to the L.A. underground.

Today, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem and no one else can help...and you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.


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Not gonna lie: When you live in a little town, its 2026 and you still talk to yourself...reading things like this helps. 🤓 🥹

Why We Need to Shine Again https://www.technollama.co.uk/why-we-need-tech-lawyers-to-shine-again

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  • Grey´s Embroidery.
  • Bonsai Doctor.
  • Chicago BBQ Fire.
  • Cookie Blue.
  • Ikebana Survivor.
  • Amazing Hot Wheels Race.
  • Moon Knit


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Dear Mr. Claus:

Your autonomous sleigh´s software has been remotely updated. It has 🛰️ tracking, weather information, route planning and a smart dash cam. The AI browser will show non-woke results.

You will now be receiving ads as well.

Sincerely,
Tesla.

P.S. You will be receiving ads now.



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I only work with the greats. Don´t tick me off or I´ll buy you too. :cine_disney_mickey:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRsfCPIi6mA

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The 🦶🏻 Clan (don´t step on their toes).

The "Foot Clan", from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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Captain Nemo´s Swinger´s Cruise.

Like & subscribe to Conan´s TikTok for more alpha male content.

Dorian G´s Tinder.

This just in: a guy called Oliver Twist just shot a billionaire.


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