P00ptart

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P00ptart , (edited )

Why tf are you sifting the remnants of the diaper?!?

P00ptart ,

Forget siege weapons, just a shovel and jackhammer.

P00ptart ,

I like the giant bloody tampon buildings.

P00ptart ,

Yeah like a drunk "falls asleep"

P00ptart ,

They actually make push pops like this now. Just like they made pens back in my day with 4 different colors in one pen.

P00ptart ,

They really fucked up on their marketing by saying everything is an Xbox. Confusing non-gamers, annoying real gamers, and disappointing aspiring gamers.

P00ptart ,

I quit Xbox after 3 Xbox 360s got the red ring of death just after the warranty expired. I'll never go back even though I want clockwork revolution and a couple other exclusives.

P00ptart ,

"mom, I want the new Xbox for Christmas"
"Youve got a tablet and a TV, the commercials say you already have 2"

P00ptart ,

If it was led Zeppelin, I'm in. AC/DC? I'm out.

P00ptart ,

Why bother with this grift when you can just nationalize Elons companies and then gift them to yourself?

P00ptart ,

I wouldn't condone meth use or hypocrisy. But the rest is fine.

P00ptart ,

Those three companies are dead to me, even if they hold some IP I used to hold dear.

P00ptart ,

"it's a bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks"

P00ptart ,

"we're gonna need a bigger wall."

P00ptart ,

Bullshit. If someone steals "vast sums" of money from a billionaire, that person would wind up dead or in jail immediately upon notice. Also, dude made lingerie for teen girls.

P00ptart ,

Children are ALWAYS punished for having shit parents. How much and in what way changes, but they're always punished somehow.

Zuckerberg grilled in landmark social media trial over teen mental health ( www.theguardian.com )

The Meta CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, testified at a landmark trial of social media companies on Wednesday. Plaintiffs’ lawyers grilled Zuckerberg about internal complaints that not enough was being done to verify whether children under 13 were using the platform.

P00ptart ,

I have a 10 yr old boy. Trying to teach him survival skills without freaking him out is like doing stomp on thin ice.

P00ptart ,

I like when something comes up naturally. Like I split my pants along the crotch so this weekend I'm going to show him how to sew it shut.

P00ptart ,

Cheer? I'll get my dick out and beat off.

P00ptart ,

Thank you, you have no idea how much my supporters mean to me. I do this for y'all.

P00ptart ,

What Soviet tanks? 🤣

P00ptart ,

That ice cream bunny-mans bulge is making me uncomfortable.

P00ptart ,

As a millennial, I'm just glad I'm not being blamed for once.

P00ptart ,

As if you didn't already know.

P00ptart ,

Think tek knight from the boys.

Why are we not getting stress relief games where we take our stresses out on normal people?

I'm talking more along the lines of, having simulator games where you work in a supermarket and you get to cause as much mayhem as possible. Not in terms of just simply killing, but more like, being a very disgruntled worker in a very annoyingly noisy environment with shitty customers. That game doesn't exist to me and I wish it ...

P00ptart ,

That takes like an hour to beat.

P00ptart ,

My stress relief game is fallout 4. You get so OP so quickly that it's like "ok, I don't like you, or your whole crew. I'm going to wipe you out of existence like Im a Mr clean magic erase sponge."

It's just satisfying release.

P00ptart ,

Well fuck me with playing a lot of fallout then.

P00ptart ,

Goat sim is better.

P00ptart ,

It also has better graphics and takes more than an hour to complete. Plus great cultural and gaming references. When I first heard about the first game, I was like no fucking way that can be fun but after reading reviews, I bought it as a game I could play with my son, and we love it. (He's a jerk to me on it tho)

P00ptart ,

Believe it or not, I'm a zim guy, Nuka cola can piss off.

P00ptart ,

Absolutely, there are references to IKEA, IT, fallout, evil Knievel, etc. it's way more clever than I initially gave it credit for. When I first heard about it I thought it was like just running around on cliffs and eating grass. I had no idea you could be a total asshole in it and I love that about it.

P00ptart ,

It's a very solid game that more people need to try. Especially as cheap as it is now.

P00ptart ,

Yeah, I enjoyed it for what it was.

P00ptart ,

It's already been decided because Iran is not popular in the US. Neither is trump. Trump bombs Iran into oblivion to look like the lesser of two evils.

P00ptart ,

An easy win against an unpopular country will get you at least 4% approval rating Mr trump.

It just feels a lot like the boys.

P00ptart ,

Angry guy at the beginning, his nose kept changing shape.

P00ptart ,

Some games are art. Some are money grabs or outright scams.

P00ptart ,

For me, romances are just so they can carry shit that I find.

P00ptart ,

Lol, no, but I've been there. "Can you meet me at my apartment? I bought a dresser I need your 'help' with"

P00ptart ,

DayZ. The warming embrace of the games player base envelops you like a warm blanket.

P00ptart ,

Valid

P00ptart ,

There's not going to be a regime change. It's just going to collapse like Haiti.

P00ptart ,

They're saying 100 years after. As in, when does our century of humiliation end?

P00ptart ,

I'm going to go ahead and say 2125. Either way, I won't be around to see it.

P00ptart ,

Ahhh a fellow midwesterner, I see.

P00ptart ,

I picked it up rather quickly after moving here, and I didn't realize it til I was at a bar in Atlanta and said it twice as I was moving through a crowd and felt a tap on my shoulder, when I turned around she asked where in the Midwest I was from. 😅

P00ptart ,

Wasteland sheriff?