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Mjack

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Searching for joke fact checkers. #TTRPG #Tabletop #Music #Horror #Scifi #Movies
Games are for everyone. Science not Superstition.

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Oh hey I’m on Vacation so shit post amongst yourselves while I’m away

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They say that in Jazz the notes you don't play that are the most important. I wish there were a lot more of those.

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After my first read through of the complete rulebook for Lies By Omission, I AM getting this to the table. It has the advantage of being designed for 1-3 players.

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That feeling when your crowd funded rpg has files waiting for you.

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"Should I look up rules during the game or just wing it?"

Your players have never read the rules so how would they even know?

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"Is is ok to lie to my players?"

Yes. They deserve only deceit.

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Brace yourselves, crowdfunding campaigns are launching

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People, my posts are pretty great. Y'all need to step it up.

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Don't mind me I'll just be looking back and admiring all my old posts

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Who put all this work at my.....workplace

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Donnie, you’re out of your element!

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The person you know is on their phone 6 hours a day 'did not see your text.'

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Everything I toot are facts.*

*Source: trust me bro

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I pitched a movie about being trapped on an island with Rachel McAdams as well but they didn't go with my idea.

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"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed."

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Petition to change retirement age to whatever the hell I am

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Report: Positivity Monday was not a success, as my seething rage is more satisfying

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Trying out positivity Monday.

Hells yes! Lets go people! Build that shareholder value! A rising tide lifts all boats!

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Watched 9 movies this weekend.

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Oh jeez people are wrong on the internet again

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I need two more glasses for the girls. Also, bring a pitcher of beer every 7 minutes until someone passes out, then bring one every 10 minutes.

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There's no place like home
There's no place like home
There's no place like home

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I don't need fun to have drugs

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A week of Mondays

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Whats that thing where you are looking for a movie to watch and then suddenly you are just watching Heat again

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You are false data. Therefore I shall ignore you.

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Dark Star as a precursor to Office Space. Discuss.

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(BTW, Discuss means agree with me and tell me how smart I am)

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my GMs face when I kill his big boss in one round 🤯

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I got a fever. And the only cure is Yacht Rock.

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Gaming question: if your character is a giant slayer, does that make them a size queen?

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Its wild that we said to chickens: we'll eat you and your unborn children too

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We need to wrestle with the fact that most true crime media has an extreme pro-cop bias.

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I should have looked first. Someone did:

https://youtu.be/shhuSXQTtX4?si=ahOrS_ZotwpGk6HH

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As a dad, I expect to become wealthy as soon as my kids move out and stop leaving every light on.

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There is no such thing as hell. Carry on and have a nice day.

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You can’t hide
Your lion eyes

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The movie Grand Piano (2013) is an interesting attempt to make a classical piano concert not boring as fuck.

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Bend my body armour
Take from the start
Bend my body armour
Tear it apart

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“Oh, we’ve had much worse ideas than that.”

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Time to stop dilly dallying and move on to lollygagging.

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report:

Won my first game! I killed Hans the Butcher at Camp Happy Trials with Laurie. YAY!

Then, I was utterly tortured and killed by Razorface in the Hellscape with Christie. BOO!

Such a fun game.

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Wednesday should be completely optional.

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Oh you call yourself a cinephile? Name one movie

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This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

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If you ever think your character name is too on point remember Humphry Bogart played Dixon Steele in the film In a Lonely Place.

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I have become suspicious that my new work overlords meant to fire me, but they just somehow forgot.

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RIP Corporation for Public Broadcasting