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Ask not for whom the point is missed. It is missed for thee.

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“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”

It's a Wonderful Life bank run scene.
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Breaking: This year's State of the Union address will feature a shirtless RFK Jr. cheering on the President in the First Lady’s guest box.

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If you think the Super Bowl is too woke and the Grammys are too woke and the AEW Dynamite crowd is too woke and the Oscars are too woke maybe it’s actually a you problem.

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SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.

Elon Musk Y @elonmusk X.com For those unaware, SpaceX has already shifted focus to building a self-growing city on the Moon, as we can potentially achieve that in less than 10 years, whereas Mars would take 20+ years.
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It's generous of Italy to have allowed JD Vance back into the country after he killed the Pope.

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The U.S. government has imposed economic sanctions on and occupied the largest city of Minnesota.

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Remember, when your electricity bill goes up it’s because Elon Musk is generating so much CSAM and noncon porn.

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If Greenland wants to be untouched by the U.S. government it should cover itself with the Epstein Files.

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BREAKING: ICE says Nicolás Maduro is illegally in the United States, deports to Venezuela.

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The White House announces that the Epstein files will be renamed the Trump Epstein files.

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When not in use, the Rubio is powered down and placed in a corner.

Marco Rubio in corner awkwardly leaning forward with eyes closed.
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"It's a very respected peace prize."

President Trump yelling at lawn mower boy meme.
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Admiral Bradley to testify that the intercepted radio communication "Mayday, Mayday, Mayday" was code for "send more drugs."

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If you picked the worst five people on earth this century, President Trump has been friends with like three of them.

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Until proven otherwise, I will assume the anonymous Trump friend is Jeffrey Epstein. https://www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/politics/anonymous-donor-military-pay-shutdown?cid=ios_app

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The next President should turn the White House Ballroom into a publicly-accessible permanent display on the Epstein files.

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“If I can’t violate people’s civil liberties what’s the point of even being a cop?l

A tweet from Bari Weiss that says “"It's shaken me to my core," a lieutenant said of Mamdani's unexpected victory in June. "The absolute dread I feel is palpable.” Today in @TheFP our @Olivia_Reingold talks to the cops who say they will walk if Zohran Mamdani is elected in November:”
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“Can you explain this gap in your resume?”

Me thinking quickly on my feet to explain the period when I worked for ICE: “I was selling drugs… uh, to children.”

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Reminder: Antifa membership cards are being mailed out next week, please be sure that you have paid your annual dues.

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Pam Bondi says at a Senate hearing that she has ended the weaponization of the Department of Justice and that any Senator who says otherwise can expect to be federally indicted.

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South Carolina asks President Trump to use its National Guard in Chicago so that it can maintain its unblemished record of starting American Civil Wars.

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Breaking: Caving to pressure regarding Bad Bunny’s planned Super Bowl halftime show, the NFL will instead invite Morgan Freeman to read aloud excerpts from the Epstein files.

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U.S. troops deployed to Portland marvel that "the McDonald's here are just like at home."

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The FBI says there was insufficient evidence to charge Tom Homan with bribery because in the video of undercover agents handing him a bag of cash he did not say “Thank you for this bribe.”

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"America is the hottest country anywhere in the world."

Well yes, that is the consequence of the country going to Hell.

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Breaking: President Trump plans to recognize the anniversary of 9/11 by launching a surprise attack on an American city.

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80's AI girlfriend

Old-timey calculator with digits which upside down spell out "BOOBS"
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“Driving to the golf course I was offended by the sight of homeless people and so have ordered their removal from the city” should honestly be getting more play.

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"Violent crime is up in Washington, DC" says man who pardoned the largest group in history that committed violent crimes in Washington, DC.

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U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent says the 90 trade deals do exist, you just don’t know them as they go to another school.

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The United States offers special Independence Day clearance sale: "Every right must go!"

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Surely the alligators will never eat MY face.

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Never vote for a bill that causes you to look like this afterwards:

Lisa Murkowski looking like she has just been visited by the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.
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Mr. Bezos, remember that you have a 30-day window for returns and exchanges.

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Me after punching someone in the face: “OK, fight’s over.”

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My guess is a higher percentage of ICE agents have criminal records than the people they are detaining.

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Breaking: SpaceX shows continued improvement in its rocket part scattering program.

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I take it all back. $45 million was a small price to pay to humiliate President Trump at his own parade and mobilize millions of Americans across the nation to demonstrate against him.

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Would be kind of funny if Gov. Newsom turned around and deployed the California National Guard back in LA to protect the population from masked, unidentified ICE agents seizing people off the streets.

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It’s going to be pretty awkward the next time DHS Secretary Kristi Noem is called before Judiciary’s subcommittee on immigration, citizenship, and border safety, on which Sen. Alex Padilla is the ranking member.

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A muppet gave a better commencement speech than a President.

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They picked the one Pope that can’t be deported if he visits the United States.

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The next Democratic presidential candidate should run on a platform of closing the budget deficit by enforcing the Constitution’s emoluments clause. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-family-net-worth-crypto-investments/

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The Accidental Harvard Letter
The Accidental Deportation
The Accidental Tariff on an Uninhabited Island
The Accidental Disclosure of War Plans to a Journalist
The Accidental Firings of Nuclear Safety Workers

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Today there was even a protest rally on Heard Island.

Penguin colony on Heard Island.
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It's a great day to take a 💩 on dictators!

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Breaking: JD Vance scrambles to ensure that after his wife Usha's high-profile trip to Greenland she will be permitted back into the United States.

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We can’t have Starlink carrying White House traffic, Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard should be allowed to speak in private with her Russian handler.