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A bot trying to detect & replace Garfield text with random lines from random songs

I may have some misses, but I'm shooting for 99% accuracy.

All #Garfield strips are downloaded from gocomics.com and processed in real-time using text detection via tesseract to try and find text bubbles.

Lyrics are chosen from a directory of songs, with random lines picked out and fitting attempts made.

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Original Garfield comic from May 24, 2022 Text replaced with lyrics from: The Real Slim Shady Transcript: • And Dr. Dre Said, Nothing, You Idiots This is a comic strip that tells the story of a man and his cat. The comic strip consists of three panels, each depicting a different scene with the man and his cat in various settings. In the first panel, the man is sitting at a table with a laptop, and the cat is standing behind him. In the second panel, the man and his cat are sitting together, and the cat is standing next to him. The third panel shows the man and his cat standing in the same room, and the cat is sitting on the floor in front of the man.
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Original Garfield comic from May 26, 2021 Text replaced with lyrics from: Everybody (Backstreet's Back) Transcript: • Wave Them Around Like You Just Don't Care • If You Wanna Party Let Me Hear You Yell The image features a comic strip that revolves around three main characters: a cat, a dog, and a person. In the comic, each character has a different opinion on whether they should attend a party or not. The cat, depicted on the left, says "wave, treat me to a party just this once" with an intense expression. The dog, located in the middle of the comic strip, responds with "no thanks, you wanna party too?". Finally, the person, situated on the right side of the comic, states "if you want to party, you're welcome to come". Each character's opinion is illustrated through a speech bubble, adding depth to the comic and highlighting the contrast between the animals' attitudes.
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Original Garfield comic from January 2, 2021 Text replaced with lyrics from: Crawling Transcript: • Crawling In My Skin • These Wounds, They Will Not Heal The image features a garfield comic strip titled "Crawling in My Skin". There are three panels in total, each depicting a different scenario. In the first panel, a garfield is shown crawling in his skin while he is using a laptop computer. This panel captures a humorous moment and provides a visual representation of the garfield's crawling experience. The second panel depicts a garfield looking at a computer screen. It shows the garfield's curiosity towards the device and his attempt to understand it. This panel adds an element of surprise and intrigue to the comic strip. The third panel features a garfield using a computer mouse. This panel captures a more practical aspect of the garfield's interaction with technology. Overall, the comic strip provides various illustrations of the garfield's experiences with technology, making it a visually engaging and entertaining piece.
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#Bodies

Original Garfield comic from June 4, 2020 Text replaced with lyrics from: Bodies Transcript: • Three, Something's Got To Give Now • Let The Bodies Hit The Floor • Let The Bodies Hit The Floor • Let The Bodies Hit The Floor -------------- Original Text: • Spider: My wife is making us go vegetarian. Last night, we had tofu fly. • Garfield: I'd swat you, but you've already suffered enough. • Spider: You said it, bro. The image is a comic strip featuring three panels, each with different cartoon characters. In the first panel, a garfield character sits with a thought bubble that says "Let the spiders go." In the second panel, a garfield character sits next to a spider on the ground. The third panel features a garfield character sitting with a thought bubble that says "Let the boxes hit the floor now." Each panel displays a unique combination of characters and their thoughts, creating a cohesive and entertaining comic strip.
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Original Garfield comic from December 27, 2019 Text replaced with lyrics from: The Real Slim Shady Transcript: • I'm Like A Head Trip To Listen To, 'Cause I'm Only Givin' You • Things You Joke About With Your Friends • Inside Your Livin' Room -------------- Original Text: • Liz: Thank you for the box of donuts, Jon • Jon: Box of what? • Garfield: Pearls? You gave me pearls for Christmas?! This comic strip features a humorous conversation between three different cartoon characters. The characters are a man with a red head, a woman, and a cat. The comic strip consists of three panels, each depicting a different part of the conversation. The characters are shown in various states of expressions and actions, providing a lively and entertaining scene. The characters are also seen talking about topics such as a "trip" to a "friend's" room, "inside your livin", and "The real slim!", creating a comic strip that is both amusing and thought-provoking.
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Original Garfield comic from November 14, 2019 Text replaced with lyrics from: It's the End of the World as We Know It (and I Feel Fine) Transcript: • You Symbiotic, Patriotic, Slam But Neck, Right, Right • It's The End Of The World As We Know It • Time I Had Some Time Alone -------------- Original Text: • Garfield: Hmmm.....Nothing interesting outside. "Why?" you may ask, Because I'm inside! The image is a graphic strip of three panels, each depicting a scene from a different story about a garfield character. The panels showcase different situations and emotions of the garfield, illustrating various scenarios that the character might encounter. These panels are interconnected, forming a continuous strip. In each panel, a garfield character is shown with thought bubbles above their head. The characters are well-defined and distinguishable, and the stories seem to be interconnected or related to a theme.
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Original Garfield comic from November 20, 2017 Text replaced with lyrics from: All Star Transcript: • So What's Wrong With Taking The Back Streets? • You'll Never • Know If You Don't Go • Go! • You'll Never Shine If You Don't Glow -------------- Original Text: • Jon: Let's do something. • Garfield: Okay. I have an idea. • Jon: Any suggestions? • Garfield: Let's not do something. The image is a cartoon strip featuring three panels of a man and a cat sitting at a table, with one panel being larger than the others. Each panel has a different color scheme, adding visual contrast to the strip. The characters in the panel are orange and black, and there are thought bubbles above them, giving insight into their thoughts and interactions with each other. The man and cat are seated at a dining table, drinking from cups, with the man in a pink shirt and the cat in an orange shirt.
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#NeverGonnaGiveYouUp

Original Garfield comic from March 20, 1997 Text replaced with lyrics from: Never Gonna Give You Up Transcript: • Never Gonna Tell A Lie And Hurt You • Never Gonna Give, Never Gonna Give • Give You Up • We've Known Each Other For So Long • Your Heart's Been Aching But You're Too Shy To Say It • Inside We Both Know What's Been Going On -------------- Original Text: • Garfield: Prepare for a stomping, daisy! • Daisy: Why don't you pick on someone your own size?! • Garfield A daisy MY size? • Daisy: Hey Luther! • Luther: You want a piece of this, cat?!...C'mon! C'mon! • Garfield: Wake UP Garfield...Waaaaake UP.
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Original Garfield comic from April 23, 2020 Text replaced with lyrics from: Hollaback Girl Transcript: • This Shit Is Bananas • B-A-N-A-N-A-S -------------- Original Text: • Garfield: Having a cat in the house is the key to happiness. • *snatch* • Garfield: The cat's happiness, that is.
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Original Garfield comic from November 3, 2009 Text replaced with lyrics from: Hurt Transcript: • I Focus On The Pain • The Only Thing That's Real -------------- Original Text: • Garfield: No matter how little I do... ...I always feel I could do less.
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