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Kels_316

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Rescue, land rovers, drones, random nonsense.

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@Kels_316@aus.social avatar Kels_316 , to random

thinking about the boomer that told me his daughter is doing a PhD (I didn't ask in what) and he is her "editor" - "it's been so much easier since I started using AI, I just copy and paste her work into it and ask it to make it more succinct."

ahahaha my dude she is going to be kicked out of her course.

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he's one of those "I'm very smart, here's 4 different stories about how smart I am" guys so I just nodded and went "cool"

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oh I forgot, he also just came back from a holiday to Jordan and Egypt where he assures me "everyone I spoke to hates hamas and just wants Israel to get rid of them"

sure dude, sure.

@Kels_316@aus.social avatar Kels_316 , to random

a cool thing to do if you're leaving a voicemail from a pabx is to just say your first name as fast as possible and leave no other indication to who the fuck you are, then to have the worlds most unhelpful front desk staff answer the phone. Good luck with your fire door, whoever the fuck you were calling me from the RSL this afternoon.

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@willie1foot too many

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@stux there truly is no unskilled labour.

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social avatar NanoRaptor , to random

Intersex Interceptor

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@NanoRaptor Mainforce Gender Patrol.

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social avatar NanoRaptor , to random

I have a headcold. blegh. but got the classics with me to help./

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@NanoRaptor this image is too powerful

@Kels_316@aus.social avatar Kels_316 , to random

I have the classic David Brent trainer today. So far the dude has called the one woman in the class “love” “mummsy” and “sweet”. He’s also claimed he buys a new gas BBQ every 2 years. It’s going to be a very long day.

@Kels_316@aus.social avatar Kels_316 , to random

wild convo yesterday with a local sparky at the RSL who is voting LNP because "renewables don't work" and when I pressed him that no nuclear was ever going to be built "yeah, but at least he's trying something different"

This guy just started a business installing fucking solar panels.

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also had a rant that "renewables would collapse immediately if subsidies were removed"

this guy is a DIDO mine worker so I assume he mainlines Sky News at the camp.

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ok one more bit from this convo:

old mate used to live in Ringwood. He sees on FB that the Ringwood RSL is having a 'tranny bingo' night. He writes an email complaining that "this is disrespectful to the diggers etc..." and gets told politely to fuck off by the RSL.

He's not a member of the RSL, or an ex-serviceman. Just saw it on FB so decided he needed to complain.

Where the fuck do these people come from?

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I cop flak from my wife for not having a circle of men friends but this is why. Every fucking dude walking around has a head full of the most dogshit opinions you have ever heard in your life. I would rather talk to my dog and chat with nice people online.

@Kels_316@aus.social avatar Kels_316 , to random

Hey nail polish wearing people: do alcohol wipes remove nail polish?