Gork

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But I thought working remotely was "immoral"??!!

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Is it better to lie out of your ass in order to become an inside resistor from within?

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Does it at least come with the giant hex wrench?

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He can get his own ship in 8! = 40,320 years!

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Is there more than one exodus now? I haven't been keeping track.

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Ah yes, my favorite position.

Hull down, ass up.

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[ Removed by Reddit ]

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Reddit is a publicly traded company now so they must have infinite (read: unsustainable) growth to their Shareholders®. This means that what you're seeing now is a trend that's only going to get worse. Their entire app is designed around the infinite scroll of the Meta clones, that's incentivized to show as many ads as they can between posts.

They can probably make it worse, like popup ads when clicking on a thread. If they're trying to chase advertisers to the maximum then it could be as bad as those free mobile games. Maybe that'll make people leave Reddit lol.

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    I think NOT AI SLOP is a very cute kitty.

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    I read this in Zoidberg's voice.

    Who's that Pokémon? ( kbin.melroy.org )

    A comic drawn on a dry-erase whiteboard using blue marker. The first panel mimics a Pokémon battle encounter, showing a male trainer as the player and e^x where a Pokémon would be, and there is a text box where one would be in an actual Pokémon game reading "A wild EXPONENTIAL FUNCTION appeared!" The next panel shows the exponential function being differentiated, now enclosed in parentheses with d/dx preceding it, and the text box says "You used DIFFERENTIATE!" The final panel shows e^x on its own again, with a small sweat drop emitting from the trainer, as the text box says "It's not very effective…"
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    You cannot change change itself.

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    I don't trust a site that rates itself as being the most credible. It's better to just not even rate yourself at all if you have a site like that.

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    So 6G LTE?

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    $4? That's a deal if I've ever seen one, especially in this economy.

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    Draw an XX but with the X's crossing. Lesbian stick figure scissoring!

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    The judge added her name to the child protection register. Isn't that a bit superfluous if she's going to be in prison for the rest of her life?

    Then again lots of sentences don't make sense.

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    I am ded 💀

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    Totally.

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    Yvan eht nioj

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    F to pay respect

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    I sometimes think of the gravitational microlensing that magnifies planets so far away that it is unlikely to ever happen again as it was a chance alignment that just happened to be spotted by our telescopes. Like the planet that may be 4 billion light years away in the Twin Quasar.

    We'd probably never be able to verify it, but it's cool to think about.

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    "I lost my phone" is gonna be heard a lot from now on over there.

    Then they can say the classic line, "Don't you all have phones?!"

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    月

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    Wait I'm the system administrator, who the hell do I contact??!!

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    The Imperial parts were also extremely well executed. Dedra, Syril, Partigaz's actors were all on point and were remarkable complex characters. We were able to see through the inner workings of the Empire ISB, not something typically told in Star Wars stories.

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    I have a 700+ day streak myself and I can confirm I want to absolutely murder that bird now.

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    One Big, Beautiful Bill is probably the dumbest name for a bill I've heard in a long time.

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    Is that how babby formed

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    They'd probably shoot at it though.

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    I'm so glad it can handle square.

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    I would totally drink all of that lol

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    Don't worry about Babylon 6.

    Worry about the sequels, where Babylon 7 8 9

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    Very much so. It's the most gritty Star Wars since Rogue One (unsurprisingly since it's the same story).

    I went back to watching the Mandalorian after finishing Andor and it isn't as good in comparison, it's too Disneyfied (I maintain that the show was created for the express purpose of selling Baby Yoda merch).

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    Vagina dentata! Such a wonderful phrase!

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    Why doesn't the bigger app that needs authentication not just eat the smaller app?

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    Grok 👎

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    Well that's certainly a way to use your last words.

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    Microsoft really should have just leaned into it and named it Clippy again.

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    Or as a Mary Poppins parachute

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    BOPE Activated.

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    Top middle bread looks like it has a butthole.

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    Trappey Joes

    Excellent cayenne hot sauce.

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    It took them over a decade to realize this?