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Gednet

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50% Brit, 50% Schweizerisch.
100% made out of meat & bonemeal.
I be here for the funnies, the cats, and humorous anecdotes.
#dnb #dubstep
#Fallout76 #NoMansSky
#IAintGettingInNoPlane
#CriminaliseRacismNow
#ThisWeeksNails
#ThisMonthsLighter
A #Goat is not an #Ibex is not a #Ram

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@georgetakei

! 🤭🤗

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"Far left behind rail sabotage before Olympics, French minister suggests..."

No they weren't, the rail system just did that on its own you fucking narc. And also "you're doing great sweeties..."

hard stare

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@AnarchoNinaWrites

Pretty sure both Fifa and the Davos Convention will tell the Olympic Committee to hold their beers.

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That's so interesting.
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Researchers have found that people who use profanity at least once a day never give to charity.
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@lowqualityfacts

I call BS. How else does one repent for swearing? By walking in that charity shop and buy the whole bloody lot!

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It would be a shame if this meme about against went viral a few times as a reminder of how we got here.




Image Trump rally with supporter wearing tshirts Text on Tshirts say Rope Tree Journalist.
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@RememberUsAlways

C**ts. Sorry, but it just had to be said.
Inciting violence is pure evil.
Even heavyweight boxers are like 'daaaaamn, that some graced up bullish!t'.

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Classy!

A social post from @ArfMeasures on X that says: “takes bite of Pringle* yes *nods at date then waiter* we'll have the tube
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@georgetakei

The sophistication is overwhelming.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤗

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@RememberUsAlways

So I suppose all Cow now have to go to the job centre so that they can start earning.

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"I'll simply use Jolt Physics for this project", she says as she proceeds to write the "physics" from scratch instead.

I'll post a video later, but my splat renderer thingy now has a rudimentary character controller and ricochet :3

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@kr4ft3r @aeva

Planetary bodies, even.

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I always drive at least 40mph over the limit just to be safe.
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Speed limit signs indicate the minimum speed you must drive.
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@lowqualityfacts

When I did a few driving lessons a while back, which would have been upon tractor filled tiny Dutch roads, I was being scolded for not hitting the 30 UpS. It was too fast for my tiny brain.
MINIMUM is right!

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Sleep paralysis is caused by people waking up when their tendons haven't grown back yet.
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Your tendons dissolve and regrow each time you sleep.
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This is why most Olympians aim to win bronze.
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Olympic bronze medals are made out of chocolate.
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It's one of life's greatest mysteries.
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Nobody knows where wind comes from.
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