@GGMcBG@mstdn.plus cover

Groove is in the heart, tone is in the hands.
I am an R-T-S-T. I do not use AI.

I make graphic art, instrumental dirt rock, and harmonica hot dogs. If you have candy, I will share.
Swearing is caring.
Deep-rooted curmudgeon with promise.

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@georgetakei@universeodon.com avatar georgetakei , to random

Lower and middle class consumers spend a far higher percentage of disposable income buying basic items. This isn't hard to understand, but our USTR doesn't seem to.

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@georgetakei

So... he's on the list, right?
If you Trump, you're a creeper with short eyes 100%. Or an arbitrary 150% in this case.

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@skeletor

That guy's a dick.
Too.

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@skeletor

Can't recall the comedian, but his silly shit stuck on me when he said, and I paraphrase, "You look back at yourself 5 years ago and think, 'what an asshole'. Think of what you'll say about yourself now in 5 years."

@randahl@mastodon.social avatar randahl , to random

Much in this world depends on setting a good example.

In related news, here is Trump’s Secretary of Health telling podcast listeners how he is used to snorting cocaine off toilet seats, so germs are nothing to be scared of.

Tell me… are we still living in reality… or is everything just satire now?

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@randahl

He also splatter-shit out his shame and decency all over, but not even inside, the same toilet.

I fucking hate this dopey punk. A death-obsessed flake who is laughing at all of us, in whatever chemical stupor he digs now, because he hooked himself a spot to be able to have a direct hand in killing millions.

JrBob is Mengele Unbound.

@briankrebs@infosec.exchange avatar briankrebs , to random

For years we've been told that grand juries in the US are just a rubber stamp for prosecutors (i.e. that they will indict even pork-based comestibles). But increasingly what we're seeing is that grand juries are the last line of defense against an administration that is hellbent on perverting the justice system. From the NYT:

"Federal prosecutors in Washington sought and failed on Tuesday to secure an indictment against six Democratic lawmakers who posted a video this fall that enraged President Trump by reminding active-duty members of the military and intelligence community that they were obligated to refuse illegal orders, four people familiar with the matter said."

"It was remarkable that the U.S. attorney’s office in Washington — led by Jeanine Pirro, a longtime ally of Mr. Trump’s — authorized prosecutors to go into a grand jury and ask for an indictment of the six members of Congress, all of whom had served in the military or the nation’s spy agencies."

"But it was even more remarkable that a group of ordinary citizens sitting on the grand jury in Federal District Court in Washington forcefully rejected Mr. Trump’s bid to label their expression of dissent as a criminal act warranting prosecution."

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/us/politics/trump-democrats-illegal-orders-pirro.html

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@briankrebs

Pirro should maybe stop Chelebrating her assured victories for 3 days BEFORE actually, you know, securing those indictments.

Can D.C. embargo box wine until she gets SOMEthing right?
100% failure rate like hers would drive a weaker person to drink. Much less.

@GGMcBG@mstdn.plus avatar GGMcBG , to random

ICEzis are using all that shiny tech to stalk and pinpoint their victims from protest to protest so they can plot their sick circle jerks of slaughter.
Pretti's was a premeditated murder.

@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar futurebird , (edited ) to random

This guy named Ben Palmer made an "Immigration tip line" and people call it thinking he's ICE.

He records them and shares it with the world.

What do people sound like when reporting their neighbors, coworkers, students? Are they confident they are doing a righteous good thing?

Witness the banality of evil in these sheepish suburban voices.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJnkikcrHA0

PEERTUBE option: https://kinowolnosc.pl/w/p/av2NQ5ug2M7TgJzkSvyzi6

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@futurebird

That fwawking woman is evil to her asshole. Monster.
And she handles young children.
Great nation ya got here.

@GGMcBG@mstdn.plus avatar GGMcBG , to random

Buddy made a sign to carry that reads:

You can't hide your lyin' ICE.
You can't hide.
You're lying, ICE.

@georgetakei@universeodon.com avatar georgetakei , to random

Excellent use of 12 seconds.

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@georgetakei

Drink it off, Pete. You got this, gorilla.

@georgetakei@universeodon.com avatar georgetakei , to random

What a bunch of shady creepers.

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Pete looks like a guy who measures from the gooch, and Liddle Steven and JD Naugahyde just look like a sad pair of squishy nuts.
Tell them I hate them.

@georgetakei@universeodon.com avatar georgetakei , to random

Unserious people are in charge of very serious matters. They need to go.

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@georgetakei

Pete's a spoiled daddy's boy who grew into a spoiled wife-beating drunk piece of childish shit with a severe batch of mental fuckupedness in his ugly chud noggin that I hope keeps him screaming inside 24-hours a day.

Never trust him alone in any room with anyone. Fuckin' Pete.

@w7voa@journa.host avatar w7voa , to random

A federal appeals court says Alina Habba had been serving unlawfully as the US attorney in New Jersey. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/nyregion/alina-habba-unlawful.html?unlocked_article_code=1.5U8.F0KS.c0ezHEPflLN1&smid=nytcore-ios-share

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@w7voa

While eating a whole pizza rolled into a tube, she was quoted to blather, "Is there a summer school class I can take? I'm nobody without swinging the law around like it's the only personality Daddy could afford for me."

@georgetakei@universeodon.com avatar georgetakei , to random

The irony is rich.

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@georgetakei

So ICE.proudboys is pulling out of every city that didn't want them?

@georgetakei@universeodon.com avatar georgetakei , to random

If a phone still works fine, it’s not “device hoarding” to keep using it. It’s common sense.

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@georgetakei

Fuck.
Work.
Productivity.

I hope the dirtbag slaver that wrote that, shits pine needles for a month.

@Daojoan@mastodon.social avatar Daojoan , to random

In every dystopian novel: the government bans books.

In reality: we gave up reading voluntarily.

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@Daojoan

Poor kids had nothing but copycat garbage of endlessly grim teenager-saves-everything-without-help-from-adults dystopian series after Harry Potter set the template.
Every new story HAS to become a universe now, and must be movie-ready.

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    @Alice

    Two words: trout massage

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    @georgetakei

    His momma and daddy don't love him. And neither does an entire planet. So he's gonna kill us all to build a machine that will.

    @georgetakei@universeodon.com avatar georgetakei , to random

    This was an IQ test.

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    @georgetakei

    Catturd's a finger sniffer.

    @Alice@beige.party avatar Alice , (edited ) to random

    EDIT: @bedast is the master of the internet and found the song!!!!!

    https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/21946

    Original request:

    I have this bad habit of singing this little diddy that includes:

    Happy happy
    I’m so
    Pee-pee!

    Kev thinks I just made it up like the thousands of other random jingles I sing that I legitimately did make up, but I swear this is from a real song.

    I tried to Ask Jeeves, but that dummy didn't know anything about it.

    Does anybody know?

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    @Alice

    Only thing it tickled in my brain is 'Shiny Shiny' by Haysi Fantayzee from the 80s.

    No clue.

    But I had exactly one of these and was vindicated, so I'm pullin' for ya, kid. 👍

    @georgetakei@universeodon.com avatar georgetakei , to random

    Ah yes, the economic Golden Age of Trump where grandma goes without.

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    @georgetakei

    "If Donald Trump chooses you it's because you're the most special." Is what she'll be saying next year. The path these folks chose has only one destination.

    @ProPublica@newsie.social avatar ProPublica , to random

    The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation

    Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
    https://www.propublica.org/article/andrew-tate-investigation-dhs-paul-ingrassia?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=mastodon-post

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    @ProPublica

    America is nothing but doped-up white nepo-chuds whose shitass dads told them rape is dating.

    There really is nothing more to this afterbirth of a nation.

    @georgetakei@universeodon.com avatar georgetakei , to random

    The numbers tell the story.

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    @georgetakei

    And we should remind everyone that those 16 human beings still don't deserve the treatment 165 million voted for.

    @randahl@mastodon.social avatar randahl , to random

    Just hours after an e-mail revealed Trump was with an Epstein victim at Epstein's house, Trump defender Megan Kelly starts moving the goal posts to, "He was not a pedophile […] He liked 15-year-olds […] He wasn't into 8-year-olds […] There is a difference."

    She is trying to white wash child sex trafficking and child rape the day after she finds out Trump was likely abusing a trafficked girl.

    It is a cult.

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    @randahl

    When Megyn Kelly grows up she wants to be Gislaine Maxwell.

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    Megyn should look in a mirror and see what happens when she says "They were 8 or 9. They were pre-teens, it's not like they were toddlers."

    Do that, Megatron. See how easy it is for you. I bet you smile. Then you'll know what decent people know about you.
    Long as it ain't you and yours, you're cool with it, Kelly.

    @georgetakei@universeodon.com avatar georgetakei , to random

    In terms of big disappointments, he gets honorable Manchin.

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    @georgetakei

    Or is it more like the fighting he does with the car radio while on the freeway driving 80 and texting aides to SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT EVERYTHING while also reading reports on who's getting screwed next taped across the dash?

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    This's the part that gets me:

    "Driving instructors have told Sky News that it has become almost impossible to book a driving test on the government website due to bots on the system.

    Individuals and companies use bots to block-book driving test slots and then resell them at a profit. While not illegal, this is a violation of the DVSA's terms of use.

    Recent data shows the agency has closed over 800 business accounts for misuse of its booking service in the past two years."

    @Daojoan@mastodon.social avatar Daojoan , to random

    Wild that "Lean In" became "Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss" became "actually maybe rest is radical" became "tradwife softgirl era" in about eight years.

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    I wanna read the book of this now. Sounds like Jackie Collins Huxley.

    But only around 285 pages with yellow-tinted dime-store edges and a $2.95 Penguin price.

    @internetarchive@mastodon.archive.org avatar internetarchive , to random

    Legendary musician & activist Peter Gabriel celebrates the Internet Archive hitting 1 trillion pages & reflects on its role in preserving humanity’s memory.

    More ⤵️
    https://blog.archive.org/2025/11/10/voices-celebrating-1-trillion-pages-peter-gabriel-musician/

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    @internetarchive

    Solsbury Trill

    Sorry, Mom. I hadda do it.

    But, yes. This is truly a trillion with actual, real worth, that's worth celebrating.
    Keep on savin'.

    @briankrebs@infosec.exchange avatar briankrebs , to random

    Surprised the POTUS hasn't pulled out his "I didn't know the guy I pardoned, it was my son-in-law's deal" excuse yet, as he did recently in response to 60 Minutes's questioning about why he pardoned the founder of Binance for money laundering. From the NYT:

    "In the final hours of President Trump’s first term, a violent felon used his family’s ties to Mr. Trump’s son-in-law to receive the deal of a lifetime."

    "Mr. Trump commuted the man’s 10-year prison sentence. All he had to do to ensure he remained free was stay out of trouble."

    "But according to prosecutors, the man, Jonathan Braun, later sexually assaulted a nanny, swung an IV pole at a nurse, threatened a congregant at his synagogue and made usurious loans to struggling small businesses."

    https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/nyregion/jonathan-braun-resentencing.html

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    @briankrebs

    Just another bad white daddy's boy.
    Dimebag a dozen for chumps like him.

    @w7voa@journa.host avatar w7voa , to random

    Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein's sex trafficking co-conspirator, is planning to apply for a commutation of her federal prison sentence, according to documents obtained by Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee and seen by CBS News. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ghislaine-maxwell-to-ask-trump-to-commute-prison-sentence-letter/

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    Yeah. She's going to be his federal kiddie pimp. Patriotic pageant wrangler with a dozen talent-scouting jets at her disposal.

    "Miss America" will soon-enough become a marriage parade for doughy daddy's sons to buy their next perfect wife. Sponsored by Neuralink, "For when obedience isn't an option".

    @jensorensen@mastodon.social avatar jensorensen , to random

    This week's comic is about how easily conventional wisdom gets turned on its head by bad faith actors, especially in a media environment lacking responsible editors.

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    @jensorensen

    The 'roided-up alpha chuds will start freebasing vintage lead paint peels before their backyard UFC fights and blame all the deaths on woke anti-lead policies and escaped lib-vaccine proteins attacking their hard-ass butch lead proteins. "Men stopped being men when liberals created unleaded gas to make men gay" and all that flouncy prattling and screeching they loooove to do to stay victims every day.

    @briankrebs@infosec.exchange avatar briankrebs , to random

    RE: https://mastodon.social/@bruno_j_navarro/115503399845524889

    Intuit must be doing a little jig right now.

    "But the IRS has faced intense blowback to Direct File from private tax preparation companies that have spent millions lobbying Congress. The average American typically spends about $140 preparing returns each year."

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    Costs more to file on a shitass $30k than millionaires and billionaires pay in tax at all.

    They need to pay. In so many ways.

    @w7voa@journa.host avatar w7voa , to random

    "I made a mistake and I let you down and I let down this institution. Period. Full Stop," Heritage Foundation president Kevin Roberts tells his staff, a full week after posting a video decrying a "venomous" coalition attacking the right-wing podcast host Tucker Carlson. https://freebeacon.com/politics/i-made-a-mistake-heritage-foundation-president-apologizes-to-staff-for-video-refusal-to-cancel-tucker-carlson-and-throws-shade-at-former-chief-of-staff/

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    Ah, the Trump/Pardon gambit. "I didn't know this Fuentes guy. I still don't."

    So he gets credit for what. Being a not-so-egregiously vocal fascist creep who stood strong against his professed lazy ignorance and still does. Kinda.

    These people are not adults.

    @pluralistic@mamot.fr avatar pluralistic , (edited ) to random

    Gonna need a framed litho of this.

    ETA: This has sold out across most of the five boroughs, and copies are selling on Ebay for $80. Here's a 4000px+ wide JPEG (h/t https://hachyderm.io/@joby) if you want to run a copy on archival paper and frame it as a commemoration of the day things started to get better.

    https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/11/NOVEMBER05.P1_LCF.jpg

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    @pluralistic

    It became the 'red' apple after fuckin' Rudy sold it to the Ruskies.

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    @skeletor

    Never stop starting.

    @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar molly0xfff , to random

    The full CBS interview with Trump about the pardon of Binance's Changpeng Zhao is shocking. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/read-full-transcript-norah-odonnell-60-minutes-interview-with-president-trump/

    "Why did you pardon him?" "I have no idea who he is. I was told that he was a victim ... They sent him to jail and they really set him up. That's my opinion. I was told about it."

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    @molly0xfff

    "But I let you ask it."

    Folks. This is abuse.

    @georgetakei@universeodon.com avatar georgetakei , to random

    The monster in the White House.

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    @georgetakei

    Says a greasy rapist, who raped women and children by the hundreds before his age and addictions broke his miserably tiny dick and so now he rapes reason, right, goodness, hope, trust, safety and security.

    Far enough. He isn't done with anyone, until they are finished. Fuck this goddamn country of idiots that enabled his violence to go global.

    @w7voa@journa.host avatar w7voa , to random

    Stuck inside DCA-bound AA1775 on the tarmac at CLT. Takeoff delayed for hours for reason(s) unclear, including, according to the flight crew: VIP aircraft movement over DC, priority being given to military helicopters, congestion or ATC staff shortage. Passengers told they must remain seated.

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    It was just K$H, leader of the Effin Bee Eyes gang, doing untracked victory laps around DC while eating vodka fruit roll-ups.

    @georgetakei@universeodon.com avatar georgetakei , to random

    Don’t be like Amy. Ask the bigger questions like Melanie.

    Melanie D’Arrigo (@DarrigoMelanie) posts: “Why are our tax dollars subsidizing private jets for billionaires?” The image below is a CNBC headline reading: “Tax cuts for private jet buyers expected to lead to surge in sales,” written by Robert Frank, published July 14, 2025.

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    @georgetakei

    Because under the law as established a lobster tail is not prepared food, Amy, you ignorant stuck-up classist scumquat.
    Lobster is the same as fish sticks under SNAP.

    Why the FUCK do you get to judge what a person eats, and designate arbitrary levels of class value to food, Amy? Fishing is probably the second-oldest profession, ass.

    I can tell ya, 8 years of helping humans who access SNAP, I don't recall selling one friggin' lobster tail.

    We are poor. We know how to shop.

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    Journalism tip: If someone says drop the story, that’s a sign to keep reporting.

    Read our full investigation ➜ https://www.propublica.org/article/paul-newby-north-carolina-supreme-court?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=mastodon-post

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    That's actually a little boy panicking and screaming "I'm tellin' Daddy!"

    @GGMcBG@mstdn.plus avatar GGMcBG , to random

    Do you also check old shoes you haven't worn in more than a week for spiders?

    @evacide@hachyderm.io avatar evacide , to random

    "ICE officials have told us that an apparent biometric match by Mobile Fortify is a ‘definitive’ determination of a person’s status and that an ICE officer may ignore evidence of American citizenship—including a birth certificate—if the app says the person is an alien."

    Every person involved in this decision needs to be hit over the head with a copy of Kashmir Hill's "Your Face Belongs to Us" until they come to their senses.

    https://www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-agents-are-scanning-peoples-faces-on-the-street-to-verify-citizenship/

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    Do not question the app.
    The app is all things.
    The app defines us.
    The app is our salvation.
    All praise the perfection of the app.
    Nothing comes from within, the app will fill you and complete you.
    Trust the app.
    The app is your faith.

    Yeah, no. Phones and tech aren't drugs at all. Nope.

    @georgetakei@universeodon.com avatar georgetakei , to random

    It’s been less than a year under Hegseth and he’s lost four craft!!

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    Pete's liquor and shuddup budget hadda come from somewhere. Looks like it was maybe the cute little clippies or whatever it is orders-followers use to hold the planes down on the boats when they go. Dang.
    Next round's (also) on US!

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    @georgetakei

    "Every time the Navy loses a plane, a DHS head gets its wings."

    @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar molly0xfff , to random

    fixed that for you

    Grokipedia attribution text: "The content is adapted from Wikipedia, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 License."

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    @molly0xfff

    I remember a school friend painting a box silver and he put a face on it, and sat inside with old encyclopedias in his parents' garage and made us ask questions we didn't know how to ask that he had to fumble to answer in the 5 books he had with him. It wasn't very fun.

    This all feels exactly the same. Except my neighborhood wasn't gonna be bulldozed to build a bigger box.

    @Alice@beige.party avatar Alice , to random

    People will say things like "it's selfish to not want to have kids!" and then immediately follow it up with "Who is going to take care of you when you get old?" as if they don’t know what the word selfish means.

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    In this current America, ask them if you can contract their kids as golden-years caretakers at a low monthly premium subscription rate.
    If they voted for Donald Christ, their kids' futures are for-sale, too.

    @Daojoan@mastodon.social avatar Daojoan , to random

    The world runs on three operating systems: markets, politics, and status. Everyone claims to hate the one they’re currently losing at.

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    I finally win a trifecta! 🤘

    @w7voa@journa.host avatar w7voa , to random

    Meanwhile on the platform formerly known as Twitter...

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    @w7voa

    They're all stuck at the age of 12, these dipass white boys.
    The shirtless BMX backwards-cap endless summer look is a friggin' uniform for these nazi dorks.