This is a vintage shabby chic boho style canvas of a pretty female with large peonies on her head, a pink boot on one corner, butterfly, a black and white boho floral pattern, trimmed with vintage lace and vintage butterflies.
This is a canvas of a pretty white cottage with an arch window with a window box full of flowers, a wagon full of hydrangea flowers with a hydrangea bush next to it and a pink blossom flowers growing up the side of the cottage.
Nestled among soft pink tulips, this precious goat gazes forward with a gentle smile and sparkling eyes. A floral crown of ranunculus and baby's breath completes the tender moment, capturing the innocence and wonder of spring in full bloom
All dressed up in a cheerful orange tutu and floral crown, this darling piglet brings the cake and the charm-candles lit and ready to celebrate. Surrounded by soft blooms and sweetness, this playful piece is perfect for birthday joy, nursery delight, or anyone who believes every day deserves a little cake.
This is a portrait of a sweet elegant white poodle wearing a big pink bow on top of her head and a pink pearl necklace around her neck with a floral background.
A cozy cup full of warmth and wonder. This richly patterned teacup, painted in vibrant teal, coral, and pink tones, sits steaming against a deep background of blooming florals and swirling paisleys. Bold yet comforting, this piece blends boho charm with a sense of sweet ritual - perfect for kitchens, cafes, or anyone who finds magic in a morning cup.
Here on the #Fediverse, now more than ever -- if you're willing and able -- we need you to share the things that lift you up and help you keep going.
If it sparks #joy, please, PLEASE share and continue sharing with the class in the coming weeks and months.
Is it #pretty, but you're lacking #spoons? Be sure to follow @altbot so you can still share it.
If it brings a #smile to your face, consider sharing it no matter how small.
If you chuckle at something in your daily life and tell yourself "oh that's so dumb, I better not post it", that's exactly when you SHOULD post it.
If you think of a #DadJoke that could win awards for being so corny, it is your fiduciary duty as a #Fedizen to attempt to make us all groan at your #silliness.
Some of my most popular toots were my most flippant #shitposts (in contrast to ones I've poured hours into crafting, that get a sympathy fav or two and then vanish into the ether..). It might feel awkward at first, but if you keep #shitposting it's like exercising muscles; it gets easier the more you do it. Consider exercising your big brain muscle and then barf the results here for all the world to see.
I know #hashtags aren't as big here, and a lot of people are against them but I find them invaluable. (I do wish we had a bot that auto-generated a reply to posts with socially/contemporarily relevant hashtags.) Consider adding a contribution to #3GoodThings, or tuck a silly #shitpost in a bottle and toss it into the great and fascinating sea called the Fediverse. You might be surprised who might find it interesting.
We need to flood the zone with #kindness and #happiness because I believe that's how we recharge our emotional reserves.
In doing so, it helps us fortify ourselves against the onslaught of stormy weather that is our real-life world. (Or at least that's how I usually do it. [I recommend augmenting with generous doses of cannabis as needed. {consult your doctor first}])
Having said all of this, it's important to remember we must strive to provide #empathy to our fellow passengers. For some of us, this is the closest we can get to #therapy. If people share their struggles and challenges, I implore all of us to remember that #kindness and understanding are radical acts of decency.
Above all, protect yourself by blocking "early and often". You aren't obligated to continue hosting a visitor on your digital "porch". You can simply close the door. You don't even need to have a reason. It's your fucking door and there's nothing that says you're required to buy what they're selling -- especially if it feels like negativity. I can tell you with absolute certainty that I've never blocked someone and later thought, "oh gee, I shouldn't have blocked them so fast." It's generally the opposite.
Alright, my friends. Today your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to brainstorm the corniest damned joke you can think of, and post it. Don't mull it over, don't worry about if it makes sense -- post it. Toot it. Bop it. Shake it. Twist it.
Bring forth the moments and shitposts you wish to see in the world, each one a candle that lights our way on this long journey we call life.