Good morning. My brain is chattering again. This time about AI automation careers, my dumb ass choosing a cybersecurity career pathway, and Comic script ideas therein. Its too much to type up right now. 😅
But seriously. With Pandora's box unleashed in 2022, why did my stubborn ass choose cybersecurity?
Let me be a Linux Administrator and live in peace. 😫
Damn autism.
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are laying on the floor, lounging on atop of each other. Green: Did we have anything planned for this weekend? Blue: Not that I remember. Blue picks up his phone, looking at the screen. Green peers slightly into the same direction, but does not move from his place across Blue's back. Blue: Oh, mom texted me. Green: What is it? Blue: My cousin's birthday party has been cancelled. It would've been tomorrow. Green: I completely forgot that. The foxes continue lounging on the floor. Green: ...So we have no plans? Blue: None that I remember.
Panel 1: Anubi is staring close to the camera while doing the meme gesture and saying "SIX SEVEN!", with many bangs because why not.
suddenly, the scene changes to Anubi sitting in a dark room, with a light illuminating her from the top.
Panel 2: "Hey, I know that for some people, Gen Alpha is doing lots of memes you all might not possibly like" says Anubi
Panel 3: the camera then moves to the side, with her continuing: "That's alright, some of these look pretty weird to what we usually see... even nowadays."
Panel 4: "But before you start hating them, I ask you to look at the past, to your childhood and puberty," says Anubi while doing a pleading gesture
Panel 5: "do you remember all those silly things that for adults were freaking weird?" says Anubi
Panel 6: "things like MLG, Rage Comics, or the massive amount of emos? 69 and 42 too" Anubi continues while pointing at that text.
Hab gestern an unserem Stall6-Anlass mein "Please send them to Mars"-Cap getragen:
These are difficult times. Positive visions can help. And sarcasm. In this spirit, we have created: caps. Signed, CHF 40 with pick-up at Wiedikon station in Zurich (CHF 50 with shipping in Switzerland). If you want to escape escapism with escapism: send your order to t8ycollective (at) proton.me
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are walking somewhere, both wearing warm winter clothes. Blue is wearing a bright yellow reflective high-visibility jacket. Green: Your high-vis coat is so convenient at big events like this. Blue: It's warm. Green: It also makes it easy to find you in a crowd. A third fox, of a soft rosy pink colour, appears to ask Blue a question. Rose pink: Excuse me, where will the men's choir sing? Blue: I don't know. I think it's over there? Blue and Green carry on their merry way. Blue looks horrified by a sudden realisation. Green: I think she mistook you for a staff member. Blue: ...Oh no.
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other one is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting down while facing each other. Green: You've got yogurt on your chin. Blue: Do I? Blue leans back cautiously as Green leans towards him eagerly. Green: Can I kiss it away? Blue: No. Blue keeps leaning back as Green keeps leaning forward, stretching further than should be physically possible. Green: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease? Blue: No. Stretching out to almost twice the length of their regular bodies, Blue frowns while Green still stares eagerly at him, leaning forward as much as Blue leans back. Blue: I am not going to let you lick my face. Green: Why not?
New strips every Sunday. Reposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (https://www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays.
#TheCrimeCats say praise Adephagia, praise Belphegor, may they all be consumed, and finally find peaceful utility fertilizing the plants in the fields.
I noticed the crow mauler is in a towel. He's always so mad because his bath got interrupted! The tiny green snake lets him use their shower, "Don't worry, you can wash at my place!" "Caww! Thanks, that's a lot better!" The snake takes him to the closet: "Have some of dad's trousers." Then they have dinner: "Peanut!" Lastly they sleep on the couch together "ZZZ".. Tags: furry, scalie, anthro, snake, naga, green, size_difference, crow_mauler, crowmauler, fear_and_hunger, fearandhunger, crow, bird, human, therianthrope, shower, bath, towel, muscular, buff, shirtless, male, glasses, peanut, couch, romantic
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is taking a shower with the lights off, while a text above him narrates. Surrounded by pink soap bubbles, Green sighs as the soap he had been holding bounces off to somewhere unseen. Narration: Showering in the dark is nice until you lose the soap. Green: Ah, no. As Green is fumbling for the soap in the dark, his nose starts dripping something dark. Narration: Or get a nosebleed while looking for it. Green: Oh come on. Once Green steps out of the shower, Blue zips past him into the bathroom. Green looks towards him in alarm. Narration: Or you only have one bathroom Green: Wai- Blue: My turn! Green looks to the direction of the sound with an unreadable expression as Blue screams from the bathroom. Narration: And you didn't warn your partner fast enough.
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue arrives ont he scene as Green is cutting a random chunk of plastic, pieces of it flying everywhere. Blue is holding both of his eyes closed in order to protect them from impact, while Green is squinting with one eye, peering his work with the other. Blue: What's with the plastic shrapnel? Green: Arts and crafts. I'll clean up later. Blue sits down, looking at Green questioningly. Green - who has stopped clipping - frowns at his craft. Blue: How will you find them if you don't see where they go? Green: From the bottom of my foot. Green resumes clipping as Blue looks at him, stunned. Eventually, he manages to put his thoughts into words. Blue: ...You have feet?
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks at Green over his shoulder as Green looks at a tiny cut on his tail. Green: Oh huh, a tiny cut. Blue: Let me get the wound spray. Green begins to lick the tiny cut, while Blue looks shocked. Green: Nah, it's fine. Blue: Don't lick it!! Blue frowns at Green as Green looks up from the cut. Green: Your own saliva is actually better for your wounds than someone else's. Blue: That doesn't make it good for you! As Blue leaves to get the wound spray, Green calmly continues to lick the wound. Blue: You stop that! I can hear you!
sasquatch squats mournfully in a field at sunset, by a dead fly, caption reads: flies always come to other people's funerals but no one shows up for theirs
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are laying down, with Blue flopped over Green, who is still awake. Blue is sound asleep. Green: Goodnight. Green looks uncomfortable as Blue begins to radiate heat. Green: Eeeugh. How are you this warm? In vain, Green tries to wiggle himself free, but Blue, laying solidly on top of him, neither moves nor wakes up. Green: Hnnngyäääh! Green gives up, while Blue, still peacefully asleep, only continues to glow hotter. Green: How can you sleep comfortably in a puddle of my sweat?
sasquatch presses their face against the window of a living room, vomiting and staring in. A child inside weeps. Caption reads: 'Today I was on look-in duty
Sorry for the delay, but it's update time! Surely Jericho just wants to be properly informed about a potential danger that he is absolutely not about to go chasing after? Right?
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue turns around as Green looks out of the window, both looking enthusiastic. Green: Look! It's snowing! Blue: My favourite weather! Blue and Green talk as they are on their way somewhere. Blue: Remind me to get paint stripper on our way home. Green: Okay! Visiting Blue's parents, Blue's mother is sitting on top of a big crate, while his father is sitting on the ground next to it. Blue looks at the crate eagerly. Blue's mother: We have a whole crate of this stuff we can't get rid of. Blue: That's the exact stuff I needed! Soon enough, Blue and Green are back on their way, dragging the massive crate home. Blue raises an eyebrow in distrust. Blue: Today has been going suspiciously well. Green: It's your birthday.