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“Y’all…”
As a southern refugee living in the PNW, I say this all the time at work. It’s the best gender neutral way to address a group.
Hey meatbags!
And for the dismount as you leave:
There was discussion about what the NYC subway announcements should say instead of “ladies and gentlemen”.
My vote was “listen up you little shits, [this train is going express until canal Street or whatever]”
I think they went with “everyone”, however.
Another choice would be “Hey! We’re drivin’ heah!”
I like the preantepenultimate one, and I’m not just saying that to use the word.
That would 100% be a legitimate enough reason, though 😁
“preantepenultimate […], and I’m not just saying that to use the word.”
Whatever your reasons, I’m glad you used that word, because it’s a damn good word and I’m putting it on my list of good words (a silly project that I’ve had for a few years now)
Hello everyone,
How are you? Fine, thank you.
Hi everybody! But only ever in Dr. Nick’s voice.
Hello everynyan
Bold!
I like J Kenji Lopze-Alt’s “Guys, Gals, and non-binary pals” for inclusivity and being not overly-formal. Then again, I’m a cishet guy so feel free to point out any flaws I may not see.
HI DR. NICK!
In undergrad I had an O-Chem Prof, from England, who would start each class by gathering our collective attention with, “Oi, You Lot!”. Awesome and Epic
😘👌
“Hey ladies, hey fellas, and the people that don’t give a FUCK” - inclusive king Fred Durst
In not going to say Limp Bizkit sucks, you know it, I know it, I’m not going to say it.
-Trent Reznor
“Hi”
My social skills are beyond your comprehension
“Kings and Queens and In-betweens”
“Theydies and gentlethem”
Oi cunts
Alright everybody, be cool, this is a robbery.
“'Sup, cunts?”
perfectly inclusive, only excludes non cunts, and who wants to speak to them?
“Attention Bajoran workers”
