Liberals in 2050: “President Fuentes is an authoritarian the likes we’ve never seen before. I miss the moderate, civil Republicans like Donald Trump back in the day. He really wanted what’s best for America!”

Yes. According to TikTok, this is supposed to help you get a more defined jawline.

the only person who says “think of the children” and actually means it

2028 will be:

John Fetterman & Marjorie Taylor Greene (D)

JD Vance & Nick Fuentes ®

Though I think there’s a decent chance they replace Fuentes with a Grok-generated Adolf Hitler. They’re all gonna put their differing opinions on Jews aside and agree, in the name of bipartisanship, that non-whites aren’t people and to quadruple funding for ICE. Fetterman and Greene initially look like they’re gonna win because they’re stupid in a kinda amusing way while Vance and Fuentes are just unbearable dweebs, but then Fetterman commits the least surprising murder/suicide in history and takes out his entire family. Greene takes this as a sign that QAnon was real after all and concedes the election to Vance.

The fascists now feel fully emboldened and coup Vance for being a race traitor and Fuentes for being a gay Mexican. Miller and Rubio are next in line but they’re Jewish and Cuban respectively, so they get purged as well. With Donald Trump dead of McDonald’s, they look to his descendants. Eric Trump and Don Jr. are way too stupid and Ivanka is a woman married to a Jew, so there’s only one option left.

In late December 2028, President Barron Trump and his VP Zack “Asmongold” Hoyt are formally inaugurated. It’s the first inauguration where the president does not give a speech. Not a single woman is in attendance voluntarily. Their first executive order is to publicly execute Hasan Piker, Anita Sarkeesian and Brie Larson. Their second order is that every white man who achieves a certain rank in one of various online games is entitled to a state-sanctioned girlfriend. The age of consent is abolished, pronouns are banned from the English language and Adin Ross is appointed Secretary of Education. The United States become the esports capital of the world. Life expectancy drops to 53. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

She’s announcing a new bipartisan podcast with Mike Pence

Youtubers usually already have easy access to hordes of minors who look up to them. If they want to diddle kids, they don’t need an Epstein.

This is kinda meaningless without context of class. The US is not specifically concerned for the rights of pedos, it’s about giving the rich and powerful complete immunity to do whatever they want to lower class people. They’d have no problems executing working class pedophiles, in fact they’d probably be happy to set precedents for that so they can start killing “groomers” (read: gay and trans people).

I looked up the article (CW sex crimes) and while the three guys who China killed did some really heinous stuff, they weren’t people in positions of power. Not sure if I wanna cheer for the state executing people like that, no matter how bad their crimes.

Finkelstein is nothing if not principled.

He did it to show solidarity with Kaitlin Bennet aka Gun Girl. A real act of leadership.

Take solace in the fact that at least for Musk, he’s a miserable removed who will never know what it’s like to have friends or family who sincerely love you, even though it’s what he so clearly, desperately craves.

Who is she trying to appeal to?

Capital. Back during the election, when Tim Walz even pretended to be confrontational with his “Republicans are weird” shtick, that kindergarten stuff was enough for big donors to get spooked and Walz got reigned in.

I love israel in minecraft! Wait that’s not how that went

David Pakman, youtube lib who was exposed for being a literal paid shill for the Democrats, posted a video titled “They’re going to start killing ICE agents” where he repeatedly emphasizes that violence is not the answer and wouldn’t fix anything, but his audience doesn’t seem convinced. Some of the top comments:

They are pushing the population into their own self defense…

I don’t think America can avoid violent repraisals. There is no other route to justice.

Nobody is coming to save us. It’s up to us to save each other!

It is impossible to peacefully coexist with people who behave this way.

Even Pakman’s audience is realizing that the Dems are complicit. It’s crazy to see so many civility-pilled libs seemingly fully on board with ICE agents getting shot, even if they’re not willing to go out there themselves. I can’t stress enough that these are the same people who thought Newsom’s Trump-style tweets were an epic own.

More normie fedposting

Yeah these people think Disney wants to make your kids gay. They don’t understand rainbow capitalism, they genuinely believe corporations spread the gay agenda out of their own conviction to serve some nefarious purpose. They think being anti-woke is anti-establishment. They are that dumb.

Racism aside: That girl looks 14. He could’ve picked Sabrina Carpenter, Sydney Sweeney, Taylor Swift, Cameron Diaz, Marilyn Monroe. There are more than enough beautiful blonde white women. Why do these chuds always pick teenagers? What is actually wrong with these freaks?

JD Vance said “It’s time for the government to serve the American people instead of big corporations” at a rally less than a year ago. Chuds do not consider themselves “pro-billionaire” or “pro-corporate”. They genuinely don’t understand anything.

I just had people stare at me. Nobody’s ever said anything though.