Counterfelly

party rock is in the house tonight!

hunger games but its in italy (they have to strangle each other with spasgheti

understandable

was it the jetpack cat?

Handler Patsy

👁️ wyden go on trueanon

the Maduro reading this

better than my dream, i had a dream (nightmare?) where i had to take a shit but for some reason the toilet was like jiggly and bouncy like a bouncy castle or jello or some shit so it was just a bad time all around

the worst part was when i woke up i didn’t even need to shit my brain just did that for some reason

so basically i think chapter 5 is gonna kick off with the dark fountains being revealed as being the dork fountains, and their influence is causing kris to act like a dork, they’re gonna go to the fountain of a movie theater and there’s gonna be like a new projection headed guy that everyone’s gonna ship as a polycule with tenna and spamtom. my biggest hypothesus is that chapters 6 and 7 are gonna be combined into one big chapter called chapter 67, in which ralsei is gonna be revealed as the obligatory twist villain because he wants to kill all darkeners because he’s actually asriel’s anti-woke heart turned into a being by a dork fountain’s influence. all of the characters from the game are gonna team up and form into a big mech called DELTARUNE, and then they’re gonna say “WE ARE DELARUNE!” and then ralsei is gonna get like beat the fuck up but its gonna be like metaphorically and then he’s gonna become woke ralsei and merge back into asriel, who is going to hug kirk (they reveal that kris is actually charlie kirk with amnesia in chapter 67) now that they’re both woke and then they’re gonna look up at the screen and go “hmm, a happy ending, i hope nobody resets the game so they can kill everyone and do a rad ass boss battle with cool ass music!” and then toby fox is going to buy a megayacht and sail off into the sunset being the one person on the planet who could actually afford a switch 2. they never explain who the roaring knight is

that’d work if i was playing solo but i wanna play with my friends and if i queue with them im gonna be in matches with people who can aim and shih y’know i need an equalizer but not like the denzel washingotn movie

holy shit thanks for the good news

call me john deadlock bc im gonna go main her, wish me luck

yeah I’m uh I’m seeing it

i deffo understand this post I do

good news everyone

okay this proves it the Simpsons guy was definitely watching Futurama

deadlock has such a cool aesthetic and cast of characters but as someone who is both terrible at mobas and terrible at hitting headshots in fps games (especially when everyone is slide-dashing-flying-portaling around with unique silhouettes), there is no space for me here 😔

eagerly awaiting a zero skill floor character that has a lock-on beam gun instead of needing to aim, make it happen valve 😝🙏

the article image didn’t need to go that hard but I’m glad it did

it’s getting review bombed bc gamers are mad it was given the final trailer slot at the game awards bc Geoff Keighley thought it looked cool lmao, i guess they were expecting half-life 3 or smth idk

have not touched it but other than it looking generic as fuck i really don’t see how it deserves a like fuckin 10% steam review score or whatever it has rn