A woman who threw her poo out of her date’s toilet window because it “would not flush” had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.
The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she “panicked” and threw the faeces out of the window.
It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.
After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.
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WAS THERE A SECOND DATE???
I looked this story up on BBC, and yes there was a second date, he likes her
This is also a decade old story lol. The Mail Article also just says they remained friends, but didn’t keep dating.
It’s a pretty great first date story like you kinda just gotta see where the roller coaster goes
a heap of good fortune
they can call into a radio station to try to get one if dude ghosts them. She’s considerate, a freak (positive), this is hilarious, and she’s flexible; he’d be missing out, tbh.
Poor lady
Edit: Poo lady
:kelly:
God forbid a girl has a hobby
Imagine doing this and then having a photo with explanation published by the daily mail. It’s a mind-boggling level of humiliation.
I hope they stay together. Imagine telling the kids about the origin story, they’d BSOD.
You heard of step sister getting stuck in the drier before, well, I’ve got a new joint for you and it STINKS
… imagine having Windows kids … with that window.
This is the most British thing ever
Oh dear god, that is unimaginably disgusting. Horrible. Revolting. Dirty.
That Daily Mail watermark is vulgar as fuck.
Funny story though.
can’t even open this fucking link in an incognito tab without being forced to do a captcha that fails no matter what and I want to fucking shoot someone over it
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vaxxed?
Most likely, probably why she had a log that wouldn’t flush.
It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.
After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.
They say you are what you eat, but apparently you’re also what comes out of your ass.
Put a ring on it
This is an episode of Dead Pixels
