Someone got visited by the good idea fairy and now I have a hilarious opportunity here. Its a mixed gender, 3-6 year old team, I get two words, 3 colors, and a logo. What’s the funniest thing I could do for my kiddo? We vote on the name in a couple days but I want to come loaded with 3 or 4 options.

Edit: sad news y’all, the name was picked without consulting the other coaches. We’re gonna be Sea Serpents this year. Thanks to everyone for replying, it was a fun exercise nonetheless.

  • RocketSocket@midwest.socialEnglish
    2·
    1 day ago

    Anything notable about your area? Nearest MLB team? What letter does your town name start with? Alliteration always helps. You don’t have to dox yourself, but they might give you ideas.

    Sandlot Sluggers

    Base-Stealing Bandits (I cheated, Base Bandits might still get the point across)

    Knuckle Balls

    Baby Ruths

    Fruit Bats

    Vampire Bats

    Banana Slugs

    Golden Slugs (Golden Gloves)

    Chili dogs

    Crackerjacks

    Home team

    Good guys

    The Batmans

    Dandelion Pickers

  • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
    9·
    3 days ago

    The Heelers, use an outline of Bluey’s head for the logo.
    The next Gen, with a trek logo?
    On that note, the commanders, with red shirts and a trek logo?
    I’m a fan of Book wyrms, dragon Logo, but that’s not so kid friendly. Maybe some other dragon related joke?

    The hot wheels? With a fire truck logo?

    That’s all I got, good luck, and I hope you share the end choice later.

  • moakley@lemmy.worldEnglish
    7·
    3 days ago

    You could play it straight and do something kids love, like “Dinosaurs”.

    My other suggestions are “Robots” or “Draculas”.

  • Oka@sopuli.xyz
    6·
    3 days ago
    • Master Batters (ok, maybe not for that age group)
    • T-Ball Titans
    • Little Swingers (also probably not appropriate, im in brainstorm mode)
    • Batta Bings (Badda bing, BADDA BOOM)
    • Better Batters
    • The Muppets
    • Ace Players
    • Stealers
    • Party Bus
    • Swing Anamiss
    • The Legends
    • Annihilators
    • Aerobatics
    • #&!% Baseball
    • Bad Newsbears
  • SuperEars@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    3 days ago

    Laser Raptors
    Gold Saucers
    BASE Jumpers
    Rains of Castamere
    Dirt Devils
    The Amazons
    Nuclear Submarines
    Screaming Eagles
    Bottle Rockets
    Noisy Crickets
    The Tugboats
    Purple Cobras

  • Hegar@fedia.io
    4·
    3 days ago

    The Princess Pirates - logo includes eyepatch, fake looking stubble, tiahra over a pirate hat over perm curls.

    The Home Runs - logo is a house with a face and limbs holding its butt like it’s running to the bathroom.

    The Swing Batter-Batters - logo is a swing in motion ridden by a bat (mammal or baseball).

    Mmmm Cake - logo is cake. Kids love cake.

    The Stinky Parents - logo is parents, characteur common outfits/styles for your area. Maybe clown makeup. Definitely stink lines.

  • Tot@lemmy.worldM
    4·
    3 days ago

    My kids would think Butt Butt is hilarious. Colors would be blue and orange (Bluey and Bingo). Logo could be the Heeler house.

  • Lighttrails@sh.itjust.works
    3·
    3 days ago
    • The Footballs
    • The Hockey Pucks
    • The Soccer Balls
    • The French Fries
    • The Weiner Dogs
    • The Air Guitars
    • The Beached Whales

    These are all stupid but I think they’d be funny little league teams