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Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 14 days ago

You can beat a dead horse to water but you can't make it look you in the mouth.

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You can beat a dead horse to water but you can't make it look you in the mouth.

Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 14 days ago
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  • 9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    14 days ago

    Dont beat off the dead horse. Something with water

  • billgamesh [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it

    • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      Give a man a big fish from a small pond and you’ll feed him for a day, teach a man to pull fish out of water and you feed him for a lifetime, unless he’s vegan

  • CommunistCuddlefish [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    GOOD POST

  • SmokinStalin [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Dont beat off a gift horse unless you look it dead in the mouth while it drinks or whatever.

  • lurker_supreme [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice…

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