WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
Is there some kind of shadowy cabal out there with a grudge for teeth
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Or salads. It’s like hiding a rock inside it
You have to diligently sift them from whatever food they’re in and then carefully nibble the flesh off. You’re eating them entirely separately from the rest of the salad, you might as well just put them in a bag and tape it to side of the plastic tub
I learned my lesson with cheap store bought popcorn when I cracked a tooth on a kernel

Is there some kind of shadowy cabal out there with a grudge for teeth
Dentists
Green olives with pits are basically inverse sunflower seeds. I’ll load up one cheek with olives, hit a home run, then casually spit out the pits as I round the bases

olives shouldn’t be considered food
This is false. There’s nothing like standing in front of your fridge at 3AM and absentmindedly snacking on a jar of black PITTED olives. Wash them down with a gulp of brine
I was almost in agreement with you until that last sentence.
You drink the olive brine???






