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I’m not falling for another attempt to forcefem me all the pills are estrogen aren’t they
I have a suggestion.
water tastes like and is my favorite drink, free space
Came here to say the same thing. Been drinking out of a gallon jug and with it being cold at night, I can leave it on my floor next to my bed and it gets plenty cold. Then I can stay laying down and chug the shit (probably not healthy, don’t take any health advice from me.) and it leaks out the side of my mouth and drips down my cheeks.
I’m such a dirty little girl for water.
FUCK YEAH 20 DOLLARS!
12·1 month agoAnd the other two?
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Fuck yeah 60 dollars!
You cannot pick more than one of each.
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smdh authoritarian tankie pharmacy
Then I’ll take the easy cissy ones. Pizza, no sleep, talk to cats
Being demi the blue pill sounds so scary lol I’d be disappointing so many people
Do I still get tired with the sleep one?
Let’s say you don’t.
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Then the sleep one and the cat ears one. I need to look FABULOUS
It doesn’t actually say cat ears
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Oh… oh no
what ears am I getting?
Cat ears. That’s what you wanted.
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It’s uhh… that’s the $20.
having 20 bucks, not sleeping, and enjoying water is just a day in my life.
shit I don’t have 20 bucks
was beginning to think you were one o them bourgeois
Ears/Tail + No body/face hair so I can be a gross little freak with hairless ears and a rat tail
Presumably, since it specifies body and face, on top of your head wouldn’t be hairless. Your tail might be hairless though.
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Then I’ll shave all my scalp hair off so I can maximize my grossness.
Cat girl, but the cat is a Sphynx
Assuming the no sleep doesnt come with downsides I take that pill. In a way you almost double your life span since you wont have to sleep anymore.
Water now tastes like Dr.Pepper. And I take 20 dollars thank you.
And if the no sleep comes with downsides, what will you then choose?
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People who I find attractive find me attractive. Im vain like that
I don’t remember posting this at all
main build: black, pink, purple
free of sleep issues, banger ahh free drinks with no health impact, and semi-guaranteed work making it*lian food (and if that doesn’t work out you can make banger ahh pizzas outside of work)
alternate build: red, brown, black
become a cat-themed renegade speaking to outdoor cats and creating a nyanguard intelligence network for the revolution
BROWN
You have to pick two more.
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BROWN AGAIN.
BROWN AGAIN.
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Very tough. Yellow would be really cool, I don’t like my facial or body hair. Blue would make my life so much nicer. Just having the knowledge of who finds me attractive would make anything surrounding dating easier. But black cures my insomnia…
I think I go black and continue to be volcel and mildly hairy
Edit: Wait it’s 3? Well that’s easy then
Brown purple black
Never tired, master pizza chef that can talk to cats
All excellent enhancements
I’m already a master pizza chef, so i’m going with black, blue and pink because I desperately need to drink more water and also be loved 24 by 7
Definitely black, not having to sleep would be like extending my lifespan and enhance quality of life and health so much. Plus, it doesn’t say I can’t sleep, so if I have the time and feel like dreaming or want the relaxation, I can still go for it. It would also free up so much time that I don’t have to sell my labor, it would significantly lower my personal rate of exploitation.
Next would be talking to cats, because I love cats and already feel like I can relate to them. They might turn out to be quite dumb, though. That’s okay.
Blue sounds good, though I don’t want the effect of the pill to force people to find me attractive. Rather, if the magic pill made it so I’m only really attracted to people who already find me attractive, that would be fine. Of course finding someone attractive doesn’t mean wanting to date them. But still good.
No sleep, people who I find attractive find me attractive and I hesitate to choose talking with cats because I’m afraid they’ll be mean to me :/ I still want it though
Dark blue, purple, and gold for me please
Blue, black, and then either yellow or brown.
This is assuming the lack of a need for sleep gives you the corresponding lack of exhaustion.
