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ummthatguy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

From the Department of "I didn't ask for this"

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From the Department of "I didn't ask for this"

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ummthatguy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago
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  • DarkFuture@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Yeah, I just pulled my neck from reaching directly in front of me to open a cabinet. Can’t turn my head in either direction without extreme pain. On day 4 now.

    P.S. That font needs to die in a fire.

    • ummthatguy@lemmy.worldOP
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      Warranted. I’ll use something less jarring next time.

    • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      I threw my back out brushing my tongue.

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      Disclaimer: am not a medical professional, but I just went through a buttload of physical therapy for back and neck pain and this helped me.

      Lay down, stick a rolled towel under your neck, and tuck your chin into your chest. Hold for a few seconds then release.

      If you can afford to go to physical therapy, they are miracle workers. If not, you can certainly find videos on exercises to do.

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    deleted by creator

    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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      Same: I guess our sigis were getting old is our need for a stronger vision prescription.

      • ummthatguy@lemmy.worldOP
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        In fairness, I could have picked a more legible font. There’s plenty of other snazzy art deco type faces to choose from the next time I want to point out and share some misery.

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        • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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          Nothing says old like comic sans.

  • Ioughttamow@fedia.io
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    I did throw out my back jumping up one time

  • auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Fun fact: holding in a sneeze can cause a brain aneurysm and kill you instantly.

    Can also cause ejected bowels, torn windpipes, and other fun things.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2591480/amp/Teenager-SNEEZES-death-Mothers-despair-17-year-old-son-suffers-brain-haemorrhage-following-sneezing-fit.html

    • SnortsGarlicPowder@lemmy.zip
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      Source that isn’t the Daily mail: https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/awards-held-memory-stockton-teen-6888826

  • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    ha noob, I did it sleeping

    • Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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      I was lying in bed when I sneezed and hurt my back.

    • Valmond@lemmy.world
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      Cracked a rib sneezing once, am I in the game?

      • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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        The magic of life is that we will all be in the game at some point.

  • JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world
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    I strained my eyes trying to read the word “sigis”.

  • Zess@lemmy.worldBanned
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    Sleeping*

  • scytale@lemmy.zip
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    Lower back specifically. Sneezing, not sitting straight on the couch even for just a few minutes, lying prone for an extended period, etc.

    • entwine413@lemm.ee
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      Gotta work on your deadlift family 2

  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    8 months ago

    I strained a muscle doing a yoga.

  • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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    probably just not eating enough phosphor, magnesium and sodium

  • pezhore@infosec.pub
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    Sometimes when I sneeze, my arm hurts.

    I’m fairly certain it’s not a heart attack.

    • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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      But you have to think about it every time…

  • unrealizedrealities@kbin.melroy.org
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    I picked up my towel from the bathroom floor, dammit mom!

  • ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works
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    Strained a muscle? Must be nice. I cracked a rib sneezing this winter.

  • boughtmysoul@lemmy.world
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    44 years old. I pulled an abdominal muscle just by stretching the wrong way when I woke up.

  • daddycool@lemmy.world