And they’ll make banners with really mean slogans!

That was the real point of McCarthyism. They destroyed their own civic society to own the Soviets.

India is only not often counted as a continent because it decided to bum rush Asia, creating work for generations of sherpas dragging half-dead white men up excitingly tall mountains in the process.

The Red Sea is what’s becoming an ocean, technically speaking.

So if you accept that all of those were lies up to Nicaragua you’re still mostly in clown make-up?

Wait, what?

(and wait until you see the number the Tube Map did on south London.)

Do we really need all this Mercator ragebait? Just look at a fucking globe - it’s the thing your dad keeps the scotch in.

(alternatively most map apps go to a globe view when you zoom right out.)

Actually started using this at work too now, as the entire file menu part of Word 365 is an utter garbage fire.

Not true. If you could just take any car you wanted for a drive there would no need for car thieves.

Are we the bad guys?

Maybe.

I’m more of a Flem’arty man myself.

That’s not true we saw them get blown up in Hollywood films first.

Eyes up the “Cannibalism” square on his 2026 bingo card

I never played Cybercon III! The crackers must not have got to it or I might at least have had it on emulation at Uni.

Any excuse to get pissed for these madlads. Waaaay!

Even the upper middle class are master networkers, hooking each other up and triangulating via clubs, the old boys network and good old fashioned nepotism. When they attack unions they’ll say it’s because they corrupts the purity of the market and free competition and shite like that, but really it’s because game recognise game.

Are the yanks still obsessed with their mad idea that London has no-go zones rife with knife gangs and sharia law, even though you’re more likely to get shot in the states for knocking on someone’s door than get stabbed in London and sharia law pretty much amounts to marriage counselling?

Chester should try volunteer work if he wants to make a difference in the world.