On the one hand I disagree & think that there are tangible differences between major parties (granted not as big as we would like).
On the other hand - Douglas Adams.

My god its him.

Now that you put it that way, we kind of are unrelated, stressed out, social, predatory animals that have been removed from our natural environment.
Not sure about the rest of it & sexism doesn’t fix any of this.

…and left an upper decker.

Or, and hear me out: a non-shitty one.

The shart of the douche?

Whoops! I’m not going to edit my edit but I’m missing an e.

“Death to…
…um, hang on a minute”
Edit: Khameni

Not to shit on Debian or lesbians all of which it awesome but Debian is named after a hetero couple.
I’m scared to ask - please tell me they are allies, or at least not horrible people.

Just once more bro…
…I promise.

Yes

The insanitymeter clocked itself & reset.

I heard the Shaun of the dead version first.

Still?!
I forgot about that one.

Dammit ea-nasir.
On second thought aluminium was super rare back then.

There will be a 3.5mm headphone jack, swappable SD card, and user-replaceable battery.

Gotta repost this gem:

Give me a bit to find the author…

The important thing is the horror that we made along the way.

Sen. Angus King, the independent from Maine, said…

They are criticising what trump has done. What is wrong with that?