You mean the place that’s still a province despite decades of trying not to be? I think they’ve heard it.

“In fact, fuck it. We’re going to add MINIMUMS. At least one pound of mercury per tonne!”

Oh well ¯_(ツ)_/¯ No consequences for his class.

Doctor here. Can confirm.

That you can picture any kind of smell is worth calling a scientist about.

I thought it was 15%?

A small price to pay for all this GREATNESS.

It’s us poors that need to realize how proximate we really are to the parasitic class.

It’s been a problem since pretty much the very beginning.

No, silly. That was before, in the old times when laws were followed. Now? FOIA = Fuck Off, I Am the Law.

Well that’s quite a coincidence!

Is your laptop just a PC you rest on your lap?

I can’t tell if this is about China or USA.

Could buy a sweet RV though!

This sounds clever on the very surface, but it’s unhinged.

Y’all need a European Apple. Pear? Plum? Apricot? A hardware nemesis that actually competes on quality and not just racing to the bottom.

Fake rich idiot’s approach won him the admiration of America’s dumbest 40%. Hard to argue against: it works. Tacky as shit though, but happy it gives enemy nations a shinier target that stands out from commuter jets…

The proof for that is abundant.

Johnson.

Are you saying Grandma’s a WMD?