Implying he would use lotion instead of lube. Fucking amateurs. If you’re a frequent wanker and you haven’t graduated to real fuckin lube then you’re a bit of a joke.
I’m pretty sure 36 cans of Red Bull would kill you. Humans can’t handle that much caffeine.
Can’t find the Death by Caffeine site (or they changed it) any more, but this one says 5 Red Bulls max per day for a 175lb person.
That seems right. The lethal dose of caffeine is 100mg per kilogram of bodyweight.
Uh that math doesn’t checkout. I weight 90 kg
There is ~110 mg Caffeine in Red Bull.
I think I would die long before I got anywhere near 80 cans of Red Bull.
Nope. The LD50 of caffeine is between 150 and 200 mg/kg of body weight. And that’s only going to kill half the prior who take it. LD50 is also for instantaneous intake, consumption over time drastically increases it.
He could have easily hit 80 if he was drinking C4.
In west Philadelphia born and raised…
Are they taking his word for it or did somebody watch to verify?
I’d be afraid my dick would explode
Imagine the friction burns
The arch-gooner
I only feel sorry for the Guinness World Record judge
I just imagine them being very clinical about it. Just standing there with a clicker in one hand and a timer in the other.
Yet 48hrs before the ‘event’ at Guiness HQ
You gotta at least wear eye protection.
“Wait a minute, sir, I have to call my boss. Walter, do we count dry orgasms?”
there gotta be smell/texture/viscosity standards for the judges to know what counts
Imagine the smell 🤢
Pineappley?
Cummy
Funky cheese, relevant username
That’s one jerk every 9 minutes.
I can only imagine the pain in their balls and arm they must’ve felt after a while.
Their prostate must have looked like a dehydrated pumpkin
This pumpkin looks how I feel
Their dick probably didn’t look much better. Even with lube that’s gonna chaff after awhile and probably took off at least a layer of skin
Professional wankers switch hands every five minutes. It helps to rest each arm each session.
Feels like a different person
That’s a gooner move, resets the clock so you can go longer
This man was specifically not gooning, gooning is about lasting as long as you can.
“…after the previous holder died from his last attempt.”
He died doing what he loved…
…Himself
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there’s a whole train of women masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
y’all should try to break the record.
Collectively they may have
don’t they send someone over to watch you break the record
Not just one but a bunch of nuts cum over.
