TheOrcWhoWrites to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish · 5 days agoGuinness wasn't proud of this one.imagemessage-square73linkfedilinkarrow-up1440arrow-down118
arrow-up1422arrow-down1imageGuinness wasn't proud of this one.TheOrcWhoWrites to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square73linkfedilink
minus-squareBilly_fuccboilinkfedilinkarrow-up84·5 days agoI just imagine them being very clinical about it. Just standing there with a clicker in one hand and a timer in the other.
minus-squarefinallymadeanaccountlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·5 days ago“Wait a minute, sir, I have to call my boss. Walter, do we count dry orgasms?”
minus-squareanswersplease77linkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 days agothere gotta be smell/texture/viscosity standards for the judges to know what counts
I just imagine them being very clinical about it. Just standing there with a clicker in one hand and a timer in the other.
Yet 48hrs before the ‘event’ at Guiness HQ
You gotta at least wear eye protection.
“Wait a minute, sir, I have to call my boss. Walter, do we count dry orgasms?”
there gotta be smell/texture/viscosity standards for the judges to know what counts