Aw. That’s quite sweet; this sheep was at the end of its life and slowly losing what understanding it had of the world, and these two innocent children kept it company and gave it unconditional love the whole time.
And now he’s Secretary of HHS.
Ex gf… Is that ewe?
And no need to be sheepish…
Wool you behave yourself‽
These jokes are ba-a-a-a-d.
I’m sure there’s a metaphor in there
RFK Jr. came to mind. But he doesn’t seem very pettable.
You can drink raw milk in a hot tub with him shirtless though
Tbf you should be shirtless in a hot tub if you’re a guy. That’s normal. Everything else otoh…
This is weirdly gendered for no reason.
Parasite pulled the wool over their eyes.
Well now I’m gonna be wondering if the stray cat that comes up to my dogs to rub against them has a brain worm affecting her similar to how toxoplasmosis affects mice.
More likely she was owned and learned to like the family dogs before she became a stray. Maybe get her checked for a chip?
She was born on my porch so I know she was never owned.
Oh, well then! She’s just a free-range member of your family then.
dm;hs or something. I’ll show myself out.
Hey, we don’t know that this happened in Scotland.
It was obviously Wales.
I thought it was sheep?
I thought they were ladies. Oops, wrong joke.
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