Sometimes you just have to book a doctor’s appointment to break your kid’s fever and make the slapped cheeks appear.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•ICE agents ate at a Minnesota Mexican restaurant before arresting staffEnglish
3·24 days agoIt’s as cold as Minnesota in January
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Furious Protestor Tears AI-Generated Art Off Wall of Exhibit, Chews It Up Into Tiny Shreds Using His TeethEnglish
8·24 days agoIt’s cool, I just like to point out these things in case one day you need it correct on a resumé or for a crossword puzzle or something
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Furious Protestor Tears AI-Generated Art Off Wall of Exhibit, Chews It Up Into Tiny Shreds Using His TeethEnglish
24·24 days agoElicit is probably the word you mean, unless you’re using a pun to make a point that AI “art” is illicit.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Lamar wants to have children with his girlfriend. The problem? She’s entirely AIEnglish
16·29 days agoDon’t settle for adoption, dude! You go ahead and get your girlfriend pregnant, you can have the first human/ai hybrid kids! Just keep working on that. We’ll leave you to it.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Ice fishing today for what will probably be the last time this centuryEnglish
1·29 days agoHonestly I wouldn’t know, I live in Los Angeles and am just going off things I’ve seen in the past about ice fishing shacks in like Minnesota and Canada. Meanwhile I’ve got flowers blooming in my garden on plants that have had enough water for the first time in their lives.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•ICE Agents Surge Into Minneapolis, Immediately Thwarted by Actual IceEnglish
72·29 days agoWull yeah he don’t own a trailer becuz his car cain’t tow one. When he gets his bigass SUV he’s gunna tow yer mom.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.worksto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Ice fishing today for what will probably be the last time this centuryEnglish
12·30 days agoIt’s January, you should be able to drive a truck on the ice. Climate change
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.worksto
Games@lemmy.world•Vince Zampella, video game developer behind 'Call of Duty' franchise, killed in mountain road crashEnglish
91·2 months agoFirst, I’m sorry for all the people who will miss him, which includes a lot of lemmings. And I’m sorry for both him and his passenger, it’s a painful way to go.
But Angeles Crest Highway is notorious for Ferraris and Lamborghinis speeding crazily while fans film them, zooming past people who are just trying to get safely up and down the mountain.
In real life, dead is dead.
At least they didn’t hit another car. And the burning Ferrari didn’t fall down into a ravine, potentially sparking a wildfire and/or putting rescuers at risk retrieving the bodies.
This person bras.
Obesity should change the 34 to a 38
34B to 34DD has more to do with breast augmentation than fat, as the distance around the torso remains the same. Or possibly there’s more estrogen floating around, or maybe it’s just that women aren’t squashing their breasts into too-small cups anymore.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•It Only Takes A Handful Of Samples To Poison Any Size LLM, Anthropic FindsEnglish
8·2 months agoGloppy raising haircut.
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Casual UK@feddit.uk•I feel the right position is outrageEnglish
5·2 months ago🔌🫖💨
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•It Only Takes A Handful Of Samples To Poison Any Size LLM, Anthropic FindsEnglish
20·2 months agoSteve Martin them, talk wrong.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•FBI: Man, woman drive to police station with Homeland Security agent trapped in vehicleEnglish
6·2 months agoSauce for the goose
Up you go then, baby! Become the star ⭐!
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•A new ‘solution’ to student homelessness: a parking lot where students can sleep safely in their carsEnglish
22·2 months agoIt’s a community college, they don’t have land or money for housing. This is them doing SOMETHING because the community doesn’t.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•A new ‘solution’ to student homelessness: a parking lot where students can sleep safely in their carsEnglish
6·2 months agoWell obviously any community college is chronically underfunded to start with, and this is something rather than nothing. The criticism belongs with the
communitysociety as a whole, for making it impossible to find an affordable place to live. There’s undoubtedly plenty of empty luxury housing within a reasonable distance



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