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I SUMMON THE POTTER HEADS AND SEAWEED BRAINS So, I found a forum asking if Percy Jackson or Jason grace would win in a fight, and since I am a lover of hp and pjo it made me wonder if Harry or Percy would win in a fight, or just who is more powerful in general. Percy Jackson is an 18 year old American boy that is the child of Poseidon, the Greek god of the sea. He can manipulate water, speak to sea creatures/horses, and has a sword named Riptide that always appears in his pocket as a pen if he loses it, and becomes a sword when he uncaps it. (And if he puts the cap on the other end of the sword, it becomes a working pen!) Harry Potter is a 17 year old British wizard that graduated from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He was famous from a young age, being the only person ever to survive the killing curse from Lord Voldemort, and has shown his skills as a very advanced wizard for his age, being able to produce a corporeal patronus since the age of 13. He has a wand that is 11 inches, made of holly, and possesses a phoenix feather core. So, you guys choose! Use the 🪄emoji for Harry, the 🌊 emoji for Percy, and say why!

What was the moment things clicked for you and you realized you were 💅? Who was it that made you feel feelings? I'm so curious to hear people's stories!

Let’s share what we’ve been listening to on repeat lately—what’s a song you can’t stop playing?

It could be something that hypes you up, chills you out, makes you feel things, or just won’t leave your head (in a good way or not 😅).

Drop your pick in the comments—I’ll share mine too ⬇️

P.S. Feel free to check out someone else’s rec if you’re in the mood for something new!

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Calling all Rick Riordan fans! Let's settle the great Percy vs. Jason debate once and for all.

In case you need a refresher, Perseus 'Percy' Jackson is protagonist of Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Percy is a Greek demigod and the son of Poseidon (the Greek god of the sea) and Sally Jackson. He was trained to fight by Chiron at Camp Half Blood. Percy can manipulate water and currents, can breathe underwater, has enhanced strength and senses when near water, and can communicate with sea animals. His primary weapon is the shape-shifting sword, Riptide.

Jason Grace is the protagonist in The Heroes of Olympus. Jason is a Roman demigod and the son of Jupiter (the Roman god of the sky and thunder) and Ms. Grace. He was trained to fight by Lupa at the Wolf House of Camp Jupiter. He can generate lightning and manipuate weather as well as air spirits. His weapons include the legendary sword, Gladius, as well as Ivlivs, a golden coin that turns to a sword on 'heads' and a javelin on 'tails.'

Who would win in a battle between Percy and Jason? Cast your vote and share your thoughts in a comment!

What's a hobby, show, food, or thing that's been taking up all your time and thoughts lately? Tell us what you're currently obsessed with!

It could be anything from a new album you can't stop listening to to a meme that lives in your head rent free. Don't be shy; I want to hear about it!

I'll start up the convo by sharing my obsession below. I can’t wait to hear about yours in the comments! ⬇️

P.S. Feel free to check out someone else’s obsession if you’re in the mood for something new!