Who tf needs text message summaries

Apple executives probably

We love Enterprise, don’t we folks?

Readers should be able to assume that every word between quotation marks is what the speaker or writer said… The writer should, of course, omit extraneous syllables like ‘um’ and may judiciously delete false starts.

-NYT ethical guidelines

https://members.newsleaders.org/resources-ethics-nyinteg

I thought you were stupid but reading your comment confirms it

MTG has said a lot of dumb stuff

Probably the real reason you like her, she reminds you af a better spoken and more coherent version of yourself

the entire republican platform is racism and sexism

Which you can excuse, so long as they’re anti-isreal, eh

she’s correct about Israel and the money we give it and the fact that our government is occupied by a genocidal human trafficking country.

Imagine a racist cop saw a black guy on the street and shot him because he hates black people that much, then it turned out that black guy had a bloody knife hidden on him and was on his way to do another murder.

Is the racist cop’s action correct?

the money we give it and the fact that our government is occupied by a genocidal human trafficking country. Israel is our enemy and a threat to the world. EPSTEIN AND GHISLINE= MOSSAD=ISRAEL Wake up

Wake up sheeple!

Just because someone says something you agree with about Israel doesn’t mean you should forget that she also believes Jewish people are secretly controlling the world and it’s weather.

If she’s anti-Israel than you can be assured she isn’t against it because of aipac money colonialism, it’s because she’s legitimately Anti-Semitic

If Trump had been arrested and prosecuted we’d likely be under president Nikki Haley right now

She’s running in 2028 for sure.

Pokécide

I used to spend my lunch always moving through the hallways because if I settled into a quiet space almost always people would come to disturb me

Krause is on twitter telling people they’re hallucinating his involvement when the people are literally sharing his own emails with him

Incredible how quickly a nation can decline

I think American culture used to be much more credulous toward paranormal bullshit. Uri Gellar and whatnot. Psychic powers, telekinesis, dowsing rods… Miss Cleo. Religious cranks doing their think-of-the-children routine about Ouija boards and crystal energy as if the woo-woo nonsense might work.

In the 1970s people were convinced there would be scientific confirmation of psychic powers.

When I read The Exorcist book the old priest is trying to figure out if the girl is really possessed or if she’s just ‘using the psychic powers all teenagers are able to demonstrate to a degree’.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/poll-most-believe-in-psychic-phenomena/

Having to do acrobatics to get around laser trip wires.

People eavesdropping on a conversation by picking up the other phone on the house’s landline.

Ancient neurons in my head are reminding me there used to be a lot of gay people in the federal government back when being gay would ruin your life, because people wanted to promote those they had leverage over to powerful roles.

I think this was about the UK in the 80s specifically, but it’s pretty logical.

I’m Canadian and if you’re British you really are throwing stones in a glass house, bruv innit?

His approval ratings were in the 40s during the first two impeachments. We’re having 30 point seings towards the left in Texas now. Big difference in the conditions.

Assuming stuff like vinegar or salt doesn’t count?

Rice

Chicken breast

Cheese

Pasta noodles

Tomato sauce

Soy sauce

I genuinely think trump will hit 27% approval rating and be impeached over his involvement in the ring.

Sounds like a GTA mission